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From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# pearoast?
I've lost track of all these :(

It's better than the ones with her face on though!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# nah
it's not been done as far as i know.

I checked.

distinct lack of hummus tho
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha christ
I haven't seen a variation on that for the last 30 seconds! ;)

not your fault, this compo has limited range I think.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# just like McKeith innit
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Ooh
*handbags*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Aah!
*teabags*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Aah!
*bistos*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# you win.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Eeh
*flapjacks*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :P
yeh, i dont think it really has a week's worth of jokes.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# It seems like...
It had about ten minutes worth of jokes, most of which aren't funny. HUZZAH!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I agree!
HUZZAH!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *throws hat in the air*
HUZZAH!!!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Steady sir!
*adjusts monocle*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# lets start a petition to get a new one quick!
ivesb
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# those are always so effective!!!
let's just start a petition anyway about something at random
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# umm...
more chioce of flavour in dogmeats?
the cats get all the best stuff.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# not according to my cat
she demands I prepare meat for her constantly

even if I'm on the toilet having a poo, she'll start banging on the door, will barely touch catfood anymore
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I work in a hospital and could a feeding pump to pump food through
a tube up its nose and into its stomach.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I don't think my catcat would like that
:(
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# christ what a fussy animal.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# really she is
but is she cute and vere fluffy

so she gets her own way
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ugh, disgusting cat.
Petition:

Lichen has been sticking to stuff for as long as I can remember. It doesn't really do anything. Altho some animals do eat it, it is of relatively little nutritional value. Why is it there? It just looks all patchy and a bit like moss but not moss. This is a petition to BAN, yes BAN all lichen from our land. I propose to hand the petition to Tony Robinson as he is probably better equipped to do something about it than that Tony Blair is. If Mr Robinson is busy, I intend on handing the petition to Jean Claude van Damme. He'll sort it out.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ^this this this
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# yes how much longer do we have to tollerate this compo?
I might go into hibernation!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# But how do the middle of the O's stay in?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# awful
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)