From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
nevermore!
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:09,
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Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
fuck off from above my door you bloody
bird!
*waves hands around wildly*
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12,
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*waves hands around wildly*
'Who left these whip marks on my arse?
Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21,
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Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
And what about this horrible rash,
upon my arse and on my 'tache
why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42,
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why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
Ha! I have more than adequate defences.
/shameless pearoasting
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14,
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/shameless pearoasting
Gotta hold onto my record somehow..
Proud owner of the "Fastets Pearoast EVER" record
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:54,
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do i
want to know? or should I continue to bask in my own ignorance?
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21,
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it's gillian.
she's watching you extra carefully because you're obviously blind.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22,
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Hey it was only a crow pun
People are acting like it was a murder
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:15,
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Ha!
Reminds me of a Cliff Richard calendar that I mutilated with funny lips, eyes, carrots and wheat-a-bixes cut from magazines
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08,
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i'm kicking it old skool tonight
seeing as all my "chums" have told me that they're not going out, but now ARE going out.
and i'm not going out.
and they are.
and i wanted to.
but they said they werent.
i'm really not at all pleased about it.
i would go and see hot fuzz but i'd look like a right twat on my own.
rant rant rant.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19,
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and i'm not going out.
and they are.
and i wanted to.
but they said they werent.
i'm really not at all pleased about it.
i would go and see hot fuzz but i'd look like a right twat on my own.
rant rant rant.