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[challenge entry] SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU!

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# nevermore!
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)
# fuck off from above my door you bloody
bird!

*waves hands around wildly*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
#
'Who left these whip marks on my arse?
Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha ace :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# And what about this horrible rash,
upon my arse and on my 'tache
why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Ha! I have more than adequate defences.


/shameless pearoasting
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
# again? already again?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Gotta hold onto my record somehow..
Proud owner of the "Fastets Pearoast EVER" record
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# why
can i see goatse in that birds eye??!!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# that's no goatse sweetheart
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)
# do i
want to know? or should I continue to bask in my own ignorance?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# it's gillian.
she's watching you extra carefully because you're obviously blind.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# haha
*belm!!!* nice :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)