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[challenge entry] Erm, another in the long line
of women with nobs

NSFW NSFH NSFA

With love from a real doctor to a fake one xxx

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# you sick son of bitch!
:edit:
can't believe nobody has said "ARGH TEH FEAR THE FEAR" yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Gaaah!
Where's my mindbleach?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i'd lend you mine but its not working
*re-reads label* Mountain Dew??? Awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I soooo want to click this
but I have teh fear

edit: *reads response so far* *decides against it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# really, don't.
even if there wasn't a cock on it, it'd still be nsfa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# it's a lovely piece of shopping though!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# exactly
you should view it as a piece of art, nothing more, tell your boss I said so.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I just showed my boss
he's gone to change his breeks because he filled them with cum
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# thats because he was dry humping yo ass!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# don't make it better!
it'll pollute my mind

I've realised that I have somehow worked stylised goatse into this 6-page healthcare brochure I'm laying out

*resigns from b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# You cannot leave
we have infected you FOREVER!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# it's true
my b3ta resignation lasted the length of time it takes to press f5
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *bokes*
*vomits*
*heaves*
gasp!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# argh
I wish I wish I wish I hadn't clicked that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I bet
your winky is all hard now though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# it's petrified
if that's what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There's no way I'm clicking that.
I'm having fun reading the responses though!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it
click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it click it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Ewwwwwwww....
Mindbleach not enough...
Stand by for MindNuke...
3
2
1
*Slightly disappointing 'pop'*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# oh dear god
my eyes, my beautiful eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
you really should learn by now....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# indeed
but i just can resist clicking.

*snorts bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha I must know what this is
Somebody describe it to me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Gillian McKeith covered in strawberries
with her very own droopy and wrinkly cock, flopping across her naked stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Horror Scat Chops...
With Winky +
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# So excessive scat
And McKieth has a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# there's no scat
what do you think I am, fucking sick or something??
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Donno, I'll re-read these replies
...
...

Yup
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# click it
go on
click it
you know
you want
to
so go on
click it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *hovers*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Good lord what am I doing?!
*smacks mouse out of hand*

Whew, close one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# that not doctor doing the amrican beauty thing.
but someone has shopped a not crudely drawn genitalia on it/her
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# wait... her head's shopped on too right (no, not that one)
that's not her real body?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# If you're talking about the origional photo, I think you're probabily right
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# god knows
i'm not going in for a closer look
i'll leave that to 4dam if he ever returns!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# he's staying away cos he got into a little trouble at work
something about a Bentley.

edit/ i've got it as my wallpaper now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# that was ages ago
jesus, what a bunch of cry babies.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# nonono
not when he fucked the car - it was the boss's daughter on the backseat that was the problem.

he's just had a telling off for not doing any fucking work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# oh
haha!.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# really?
So he's not on b3ta because he got told off for not doing any work? ghey
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# i thought he was a double 'ard bastard
who stuck it to the man every chance he got!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# No,
He stuck it in the man every chance he got
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I doubt it's that straight forward
but that's what it amounts to, the fat ginger gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# RACIST!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# that is her body
it looked a bit boyish to me so I assuemd she had a winky so I added one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# her shit-based dietry fads have gone up in my estimations then
not a bad body for an old hag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Fair enough
I love textovision. Other people endure trauma for me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# thats nice.
NOW KILL ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *resists*
*resists*

*resists*

*resists*

*capitulates*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Oh it's not as bad as I thought it'd be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Oddly arousing
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Pure class
love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
#
One day I will learn not to click on things when people warn me not to.

*vomits*
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Thats given me a lob on.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I need some fluff
Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)