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# Were you using that chute
that you just roll the balls down?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# No
I've asked before, but none of my mates would let me use it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I once had a dream
where a girl I worked with twatted my boss round the head with a bowling ball. It was very touching.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Touching?
More like clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I've tried
they don't help.

The bowling alley here, you can put the sides up thus making it impossible to get a gutter ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah
I got to use them once. My eight year old nephew still beat me though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# You let him win.
That's your cover story.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Not really
Everybody knows I'm so shit at bowling that I couldn't let someone win. They'd just win on the basis that they'd be better at it than me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I've been known to get so bored
that I've lain full length on the floor and pushed the ball to see if I could aim better from that angle. It didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Bah
I'll bet you were just trying to put off the other players...

I know it'd divert my attention from the game!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# The bumpers would help me loads
I seem to think it's really flash to spin the ball like hell, normally resulting in many gutter shots cross-lane, and a sprained wrist after 2 games 8o(
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Someone I was in school with broke his wrist 10 pin bowling
He realised he was about to foul, so he jumped over the dividing bit between lanes, landed awkwardly in the next lane and fell over and broke his wrist. It was still a foul anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)