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[challenge entry] Dr. Phil
I made these for you.



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(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# you sure know
how to treat a lady
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I am a lady
and it's what I'd like anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Really little
shoes and handbags?

How do you manage to stand up in them?

Where would you keep your lippy?
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I can cram my feet into any size shoes
and you should see the little lipsticks you can buy these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# It's true
women's shoes are like the Tardis. If the colour is right and they have the perfect little kitten heel then they WILL fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Women
definitely lose out in the comfort stakes when it comes to shoes.

Especially those strappy high heeled buggers...

...erm.. not that I'd know or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# blimey
I must say I have to have comfy shoes.

Having said that my feet are now the perfect shape for pointy-toed heels, so I find those quite comfy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# You've taken to wearing comfortable shoes?
Does Tomsk know about this?
(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# What ,
you have a really long pointy middle toe and the rest are smooth yet angled towards the long toe.
Thats weird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# no
my foot's sort of bent - the big toe is practically at a right-angle outwards.

I'll draw it and explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# OK,
I await with baited breath, I am going to lunch in 4 minutes and I shall look forward to spazzing back to said foot explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I think
you'd be better off explaining it to your chiropodist.

Oh how I hope I got the right sort of doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# of course.
First you prepare the lady, by rubbing off a thin outer layer with fine sand paper. You then prime the surface with industrial custard powder.

Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.

Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# vimto!
are you mad! they'll rust!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# nonono
the custard powder primer deals with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# well
that's not how i did it last time.
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# what! you didn't bring the good lady some flowers
well i never!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# hooray!
they're lovely. Ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)