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[challenge entry] Dr. Phil
I made these for you.



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(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# you sure know
how to treat a lady
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I am a lady
and it's what I'd like anyway.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Really little
shoes and handbags?

How do you manage to stand up in them?

Where would you keep your lippy?
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I can cram my feet into any size shoes
and you should see the little lipsticks you can buy these days.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# It's true
women's shoes are like the Tardis. If the colour is right and they have the perfect little kitten heel then they WILL fit.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Women
definitely lose out in the comfort stakes when it comes to shoes.

Especially those strappy high heeled buggers...

...erm.. not that I'd know or anything.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# blimey
I must say I have to have comfy shoes.

Having said that my feet are now the perfect shape for pointy-toed heels, so I find those quite comfy. :)
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# You've taken to wearing comfortable shoes?
Does Tomsk know about this?
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# What ,
you have a really long pointy middle toe and the rest are smooth yet angled towards the long toe.
Thats weird.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# no
my foot's sort of bent - the big toe is practically at a right-angle outwards.

I'll draw it and explain.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# OK,
I await with baited breath, I am going to lunch in 4 minutes and I shall look forward to spazzing back to said foot explanation.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I think
you'd be better off explaining it to your chiropodist.

Oh how I hope I got the right sort of doctor
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# of course.
First you prepare the lady, by rubbing off a thin outer layer with fine sand paper. You then prime the surface with industrial custard powder.

Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.

Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# vimto!
are you mad! they'll rust!
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# nonono
the custard powder primer deals with that.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# well
that's not how i did it last time.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# what! you didn't bring the good lady some flowers
well i never!
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# hooray!
they're lovely. Ta. :)
(, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)