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[challenge entry] first post

please be gentle

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# lord almighty
his cock is ginormous!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# maybe it fell off due to the effect of gravity?
because of it's inordinate bulkage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# ahhh
how dare they blame drugs...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Huge balls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# great big throbbing cockballs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# indeed
drugs are bad

but giving children supplements because it helps their "brain development" is great

no doubt these "supplements" will be mandatory before long, I can't imagine _anything_ dodgy about this idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I sense sarcasm...
don't make me use my lazer vision which I discovered I had quite shortly after I started taking those pills the doctor gave me...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# OMG LASERS!
if I had laser vision, I'd use it for evil, naturally, as would anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# T.J. FUCK!!! THEY TOOK DOWN HIS PICTURE!
result!!

www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
the poor soul

edit: i downloaded the chords and lyrics for 'whispering grass'
but there's no way i can play it yet, there are some seriously tricky chords there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# that's cool, keep at it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Too late
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# ris?
?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I missed it. Did you save it and upload it to somewhere? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Charles Manson eyes!
(Bumsmells, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've only just come back online and he's still here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i didnt see him
was he a funny looking fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# *is gentle*
*speeds up*
*gets brutal*
*pink sock*
*cums*

sorry, got a bit carried away
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# 3 years, 11 months and 26 days
1st post??!!

damn!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# yep,
been busy right after i registered i started a family
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# a family of what?
deer?

Mice?

oompa loompas?

c'mon, spill the beans!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# nonono
he started a family
with a pull cord
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# winnar!
yep beans
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# it stopped now?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *feels like a very poor parent*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha so you should!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# so now they are all dead ?
(picitujeromanov, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# So, you registered
then like a few minutes later you started making said family?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# silly putty, or blu tack?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# well I can safely say that's false


/sugerpuff pee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# so I'm not the only one
how the hell can pee smell like sugarpuffs? It fucking blows me away. I've not had sugarpuffs in a decade or more
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# you are dehydrated
that and possible have a high protein count in your wee wee. the Protein breaks down into glucose to give you that sweet smell.
Long Story short get to a clap clinic it sounds like you have an NSU or Chylamidia.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# or he just needs to drink more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# wouldn't account for the sweet smell
Dehydration just makes it smell stronger
Edit: I just said possible, as I have not myself mesured the protein count in his piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# haha one of lifes little funnies :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Why was he chasing that dog with his cock out anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# its
a kitten
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# that makes it alright then
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)