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# Can I declare the morning shift open?
Aw, go on.

GOOD MORNING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:51, archived)
# hooray
or the evening shift.

anyway, first order of the day: do what the nice new anim says.
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:54, archived)
# must...give...money
to...random...kiwi
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)
# hehehe
you can scan your notes and email them to me, would be best.

/sits and gloats at new perfect money-making plan.
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)
# It's also
slightlyilleagal to just scan and distribute money like that.

But I'll send you some coins later.

A pound coin.
50p
20p
10p
5p
2p and
1p

£1.87 should buy you a bottle of coke, 2 mars bars and a 10p mix for the kids WITH CHANGE
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:06, archived)
# Hey! Remember the exchange rate
That'll be enough for a house here!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# and a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# weee
well lucky i didnt scan the note, just linked to it.
secondly, im in new Zealand. (and i have some almost useless australian coins in my pants pocket. odd)

Edit: I have $2.35 australian

did you know, their $2 coins are smaller than the $1 coins? it's ridiculous
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:10, archived)
# our 50p
is nearly twice as big as the pound coin.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)
# thats also quite silly
how many p in a pound? it IS 100 isnt it?

cos im sure one of your thingys is out, and its not metric. maybe thats the weights and distances.


actually, come to think of it, i think our 50cent coin is also the largest one out of them. silliness abounds in world currency it seems
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)
# 100 pennys to a pound
yes
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)
# 105 pennies to the guinea too
I think.

But that was back when there were 120 (or is it 240) pence to the pound?

Fuck knows, quite frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)
# MmMMmmm

10p mix.....

... no Bubblies though, cos I`m not allowed them (they stick to your ribs for seven years)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)
# you are welcome
to all $1.13 of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:03, archived)
# I'm RICH!
RICH I tell you!
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:03, archived)
# I'm not...
I've just spent far too much on plane tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:05, archived)
# also remember
the exchange rate. You might get more than you think you're getting.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)
# that's right
it's $1.13 in real money, none of that funny looking foriegn stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)
# HEY
Only the brits use real money...it's you lot that have it wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)
# didn't
we beat you in a war once?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)
# and how many signatures was it
that stopped you all speaking German ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)
# oh dear. 4?
I have no idea.

and am soon to be a brit. (44 days!)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)
# then let me welcome you
to the land of warm flat beer and shell suits
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:21, archived)
# HEY
This is blair country. It's great here. The weather is great, the food is great...

Oh fuck it, lets move out.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:22, archived)
# I say we take all our sterling
and fuck off to new zealand
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)
# YEAH
Give them some REAL money. Money that people can understand.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)
# who says we'll take you?
oh who am I kidding, we'd just feel lucky to have a B3ta bash with more than one person.


...but we're not payin' any bloody airfares neither
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)
# before
I ever started dating my boyfried, he told me his goal in life was to get an american wife so that he could have an american passport. Should I worry? :)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)
# I dunno
maybe...

sound pretty iffy
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# is he
turkish/albanian/polish/russian.......
delete where neccessary
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# more like
31/rugbyplaying/english/photographer/harmless as a fluffy declawed kitten : )
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)
# how about
31 - old
Rugby player - Crap sport (If you can call it a sport)
English - GREAT
Photographer - Boring
Harmless - I'll trust your judgement
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Rugby a boring sport huh ?
Perhaps we should meet Mr Az :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)
# photographer - boring?
you wouldn't say that if you knew what he took pictures of ; )
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Don't ask me.
I wasn't around then.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Here you go


/Edit: "Give me all your money, all your hugs and kisses toooo"
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)
# He looks like a
Tramp. Who is he and why has he got his face on some money?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)
# and
thier money is plastic
even the notes :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)
# His name is Sir Edmund Hillary
He was the first person to climb Mt Everest

Another great Kiwi!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)
# typical Kiwi
will climb anything that looks vaguely like a huge tit :o)

Mornin Kerry BTW
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)
# Good morning
there, good to see you back
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# I do have to do things like
sleep and pay attention to me missus from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Yeh me too
She's watching Coronation St at the moment so I'm excess to her life
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# he is Sir Edmund Hillary
and he is the New Zealander who climbed Mount Everest before anyone else.


Edit: wait a sec, i just noticed........ SEVEN dollars??? is that an old repost of yours??

Edit: Repost
"While British B3tans sleep, Kiwis take over"

www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/topgun/B3tahomekiwis.jpg
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)
# I've just scaned in all our coins
for ya. Dunno why I done it, but I'm just uploading them.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)
# thanks.
I don't really know why you've done it either.
but thanks
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# here


I only have one 50p coin in my pocket so I had to scan it twice lol.

Oh, and it's shit quality cuz it was a 5 second job in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)
# oooooooooooooh
funky looking angular 50p coins
all our ones are cicles.

how exotic
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Watch out
Them B3tans in the UK are gonna try something sneaky I can tell !



See what I tell you !
( Repost I know )
(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Ah
but a worthy one
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ooh, they're pretty
what do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# burns holes in my pocket
I've gotta go now anyway...see ya later all
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Yep
Theres a big one here I think
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)
# shit thats
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

good effort, great detail.

dont know if i couldve been bothered
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)
# I can do better
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:57, archived)
# And with that
I'll officially hand over to the day shift

I'd like to thank all the boarders who helped us through, it was tough at times but we got there....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:01, archived)
# sorry I wasn't on the night shift
Not that you care:(

But I was asleep for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# morning
you odiferous cockbadger!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)