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(elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# My mum bought a turkey with three types of stuffing in one Christmas
She waited until we were all happily tucking in before pointing out that one of the stuffing types was venison, or (as she so thoughtfully put it) Rudolph
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# Venison Stuffing?
You posh gits!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Haha, ^ this.
Also: 'nings Dixon.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# nings Professor Squeezemat
don't ask me why... it just popped into my head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# You can call me Squeezemat if you like.
O_o

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I can't remember any other time we had it
I think she just wanted a really nice turkey that year

Shame I couldn't eat it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I bet the sandwiches the next day were awesome!
/unsympathetic blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I would eat Venison but I can't afford it.
It's too dear.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Arf!
I'd only pay a buck for it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
stag-gering punnage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# bambi's mother is rolling in her grave
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# gravy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# if only.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
rolling lolling
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Roe Dear, Roe Dear . . .
Antler any more we can think of?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# no ideer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
# oh doe give it a rest
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
# doen't talk to me in that tone
or I'll give you a good hinding
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
"How to make your kids starve at Christmas"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *puts into therapy*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Maybe if she goes with ives we can get a group discount?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# A grope what?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *gropes*
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# He needs it after all that Deagostini.
You seen how many times he's clicked that now?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Haha, what are you like?
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I heard he's bookmarked it . . .
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# is this what you do when you all think i've gone?!!!!
I'm going now...
BYEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# See you later son!
Don't be coming home drunk and throwing up on the stairs again, you hear?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i was trying to remember what the link was the other day
so I could link it on here - I got a blast of it and I've been dizzy since.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# that's frightfully posh!
i have a friend who's a gamekeeper.
one day he said to me
"would you like some venison? i've got some in my jeep"
i went out to pick a bit and there was a whole fucking deer in his jeep!
he'd cut the legs off and placed them on top so that it would fit better.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# In my country
Santa's sled is pulled by turkeys
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ha, maybe, maybe not
it could still be british deer meat.

my sister lives in norway, where they do eat reindeer.

that's real Rudolph-meat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
# she
is right
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Naaa it was booze
Hence the red nose!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)