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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
# teeth!
what damage have other b3tards done to theirs?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# i chipped my front tooth a little bit
when someone hit the glass bottle i was drinking from. They did it on purpose too. How nasty.

Edit: I also got my wisdom tooth out and after an hour of gouging the dentist said it was over. What he didnt mention was that for the next 2 weeks my mouth would smell like death and it would look like I had a tennis ball in my mouth. One night i decided to brush the area very hard, something burst, then I spat out a piece of rotten tooth. I didnt go back to that dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# that piece of rotten tooth is usually
a bone fragment
do you know how hard it is to take out a wisdom tooth? typical ungrateful person
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# well
I can't say I was grateful for not being able to eat and feeling sick from the taste in my mouth until I dealt with it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# well tis your tooth
nobody else grew it, nobody else had it in their mouth, it must be your fault not the dentists right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# must be
although I blame the asylum seekers.

/ukip
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# i blame the polish
now they invade us
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# It's bound to happen
What we need is a police state.

Something like "Hard Target" where all polish and all teeth are hunted for sport.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)
# i also have a chipped tooth from a similar (accidental) situation
i tell people it was from a bottle of beer
but really, it was a bottle of hooch
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha!
mine was a bottle of irnbru but I say I got it chipped in a fight with a tiger in the wilderness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Mine are all stained from too many cigs :(
But this can be fixed easily with my handsome dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# ^this
+coffee and -handsome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Red wine doesnt help either.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# It helps my dentist become more handsome though
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Handsome dentists make wine, coffee and cigarettes worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)
#
Handsome dentists make wine, coffee and cigarettes are worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# You really dont need to tell me this :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# :D
*smokes*

but it's too late for coffee and i have no wine. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Have tea!
Thats the REAL king of drinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I am now...
altho for some reason I'm a little ashamed to admit it's strawberry tea :D

/no Tetley in germany
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Tetley?
You freak.

/posts some Yorkshire Tea, to save your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)
# I'm more of an Earl Grey man myself...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I wish I stilled smoked
but I only allow myself one vice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# whores?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Bah!
Have many, life is for living and then dying at the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# *goes to amazon*
'Teach Yourself Dentistry'
.
*Buys twelvety copies*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# read them backwards
twice
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# excellent & informative
i shall certainly look all street ruffians full in the mouth before conversing with them in future
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# hm
that molar is a premolar
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)
# you see what drugs do to your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i am not ned today
or tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)
# How very informative!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)