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[challenge entry] If Ads Told The Truth...
Click 'I like this' if you hate it when your heroes turn into corporate sell-out WHORES!


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(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
er............haha?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# TAKE COVER!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# PUT IT ON COPY OF BIBLE
LAUGH AS THEY LEAVE BOOK SHOP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# are you suggesting the bible
is a sick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# If you have a skin infection when you die you will go to hell, wearing clothes made of two fabrics is evil
and only 140,000 people will ever get in to heaven, all of whom are of Jewish descent

/little known biblical facts
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I have eczema like it aint no thing
also - I'm not baptised so I'll never get past the first level of hell, the one for virtuous heathens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# something which has always puzzed me is,
if you have to have believed in Jesus to get into Christian Heaven... what about all the millions of people who died BEFORE Jesus even existed, they're screwed and it's not even remotely their fault. I know a lot of other stuff makes little sense too, but it always struck me as pretty unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Look at the link below
It's not just about believing in Jesus

There's lots of stuff you have to do in order to get into heaven

Some of it contradicts other parts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# no-one is going to heaven
see link below
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Meh, I can write off the bible much more easily and conclusively than that video
Simply read it, especially Leviticus, revelations, exodus and genesis
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# But it is pretty good
I love the way that if you take Jesus literally then he really does sound like a raving nutter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That's true, it's a very funny book actually
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Yep
godisimaginary.com/video1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# No
I'm actually Christian.

I just meant people go to buy the sick joke book, end up buying the bible!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# A fellow b3taian who is a christian?!
waves :D
(City wall is not doing much, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:06, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i'm not sure what you're trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It's Hippy Chic
HIPPY HIKER CHIC!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# it's a trick!
click I like this and Rob will come and hunt you down with a pack of rabid stoats! Don't fall for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I like stoats!
*clicks*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# me too


Hot and buttered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# stoats on toats
with rabies jam
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# you take things too seriously
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *Taxes the five pounds*
So, that's £4.62 for me and £0.38 left for your collection.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# corporate sell out whores?
surely they just published something.

It's not like they let McDonalds sell a McB3tawich or something?

Do you earn any money for a living? I assume not otherwise you'd have to beat yourself witha stick everyday for the sheer audacity of it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# penii?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Heroes?
Whores?

This post brought to you by Exaggeration Extermination Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# it's a book, you can hardly call getting a book published selling out can you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)
# where is the
"I don't like this" option?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)