one day, one day...
ill illustrate my dream, and you lot will be totally weirded out, i just need to find some atistic tallent....
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13,
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I dreamt about Fiona Bruce last night
but I wasn't shagging her - I was showcasing her house as the presenter of some kind of property show.
What a waste!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20,
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What a waste!
i dreamt i was dancing the robot in my college's basement
and my college doesn't have a basement..... nor suitable music for robot dancing.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 18:38,
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Ah but this is not talent
This M&S talent. Milked from only the finest of shrews!
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:16,
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you don't need artistic talant
this is b3ta, what you need is a good idea.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17,
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i dreamt that i had reduced a waiter to tears
and that i complained to his boss, and when said boss and i returned to the table the waiter was sat on the floor still crying and trying to replace some old carpet.
then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.
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Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:23,
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then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.