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[challenge entry] and now for something completely different

Edit: Thank you for all the lovely comments. Much appreciated. I'm off to bask in the sun and try not to smoke in front of my parents.

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i don't know what sgoing on,
but i like it!
'nings db!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# 'nings!
Crimson Permanent Assurance sketch from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ahhhh.......
never seen that one...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SEE IT!
NOW!

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
felt by many to be their best film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# by many?
are you sure? I thought there was a general consensus it was their worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Only those who don't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ^this perhaps
I think i prefer it to Life of brian, but I have seen Life of brian a lot more, so that's possibly the reason
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# You know why you've seen Life of Brian more?
They play it more.

Due to it being better.

This isn't my opinion, this is pure, undeniable fact. It's in the dictionary, and it's written on the side of Charon. In big green letters. You just can't see it because you don't have good eyes.

Don't worry- where we're going we won't need eyes to see.




sorry chaps, not a clue what's got into me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Holy Grail FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ^this^
The one that best exemplifies the spirit of Python...

Sorry... I turned into Mark Kermode for a minute there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# nah, your vowels are too short
thaaaat beeehst eeexeeempleeefooies the ssspirit of Pyyyython
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# O_o
they're all great. so there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I understood it
I just wasn't that enamoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Not at all.
General consensus amongst most people, including themselves = worst film.

Life of Brian they like best.

I think i prefer THG.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# holy grail is my favourite also
by a margin of some centimetres.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# the opinions of me and my many other selves
are worth more than everyone elses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I refuse to believe the opinion of someone who OF HIS OWN ACCORD
names himself after his bank account.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# its my only childhood memory
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# you've blocked me out that well?
come on, you enjoyed some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *sucks thumb*
*rocks gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ;-) only joshing with you pet
You're still wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# we'll see
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# What this man said
but in a higher voice.

Well, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# that sounds like a personal assault!


*to protect face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# =P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# yer
I'd go for Brian, cos I've seen THG so many times

plus "Where are you two from? Nose City?" gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# the line
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

mades me giggle a lot
(Alexander Graham Smell, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Not their best
but still pretty good in places.

After dinner mint, sir? It is wafer thin....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hehe waffer thin!
Fuck off - I'm stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Not to worry.
It's the one you don't *have* to watch.

Moments of genius, many more of....mediocrity. In my opinion anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yeh that is true
some of the sketches are a bit weak. but the fishes are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# totally disagree
well worth watching

its deeply philasophical
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I think all the sketches are pretty good
but it is a series of sketches and not a film so I think LOB and THG are better.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You've got a good point there.
It is a bit....yes actually, I think you've hit the nail on the head.

Well done there. Have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I don't have any
I shall instead eat some Terry's Chocolate Orange which I won yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# It's fun to charter the accountant
And to sail the wide account-sea.....!!

fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
The Crimson Permanent Assurance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ^ thassaone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha Excellent!
*clicks*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oh it's fun to charter an accountant....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# AND SAIL UPON THE WIDE ACCOUNTant sea!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# haha the accountancy shanty is brill
happy b3taday btw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ^This
unless I already said happy b3taday earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'll happily take another one!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# To find, explore, the funds off-shore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

Full speed ahead Mr. Cohen!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# yay
that is most wooyayhoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# YAY FOR gILLIAM INSPIRED NONSENSE
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
superb Paw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Okay, now this IS funny!
Woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# yes!!!!!
Likes

must watch that again soon

a girl I was at Uni with was one of the 'every sperm is sacred' children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I showed the Meaning of Life to my very catholic flatmate
she walked out halfway through every sperm is sacred and refused to watch the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# the desired effect I believe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I thought she might laugh.
She didn't even smile.

and moved out a few months later.

"Hindus, Taoist, Mormons, spill theirs just anywhere, god loves those who treat their semen with more care." I think that was enough for her.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you win hardest!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# that is most WOO!
HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I agree wth what everybody above has said
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# We're sailing on the wide accountant-sea!
Woo! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I walk past the 'actor' that played Royal Pearl Assurance building on the way to work
In a nice touch of irony, it's currently being turned into a travellodge.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Oh that is just ace!
Have a click and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# This is the best entry in this challenge.
And may god strike me down were it to be a falsehood...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)
# ooh, thanks very much :D
*makes deity-proof umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)