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[challenge entry] Quick! Squish it!
before it turns into a Croth

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(dagnabbit, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# noooooooo!
it's too cute, put it in a large shoebox sized matchbox and keep it!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# but
it might nick me shoe-box sized shoe-matches! What should i do?
(dagnabbit, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# feed it lots of salt
and wrap your knees in cling film, try not to shout directions at the minister of transport between the hours of 3 and you should be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# right-ho.
but what if a little spider-shaped tortoise asks me directions and he's very far away?
(dagnabbit, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)