Look what I found in my coffee!
From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)
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From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)
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nicely done
but I can only imagine them boiling to death in there, which is a horrible image.
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:23,
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reminds me of one of my fave 'sick' jokes..
Q. What's the best thing about kinky sex?
A. Wiping the blood off the hammer.
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:32,
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A. Wiping the blood off the hammer.
Nooooooooo that's nasty
Edit: Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The life support machine
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:35,
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A: The life support machine
what's the difference
between a wagon load of sand and a wagon load of babies?
-you can't shift sand with a pitch fork!
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:42,
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-you can't shift sand with a pitch fork!
what's worse
that ten dead kittens in a sack?
One dead kitten in ten sacks.
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:44,
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One dead kitten in ten sacks.
How d'you make a dog go Meeeeooooowwwww
Tie it to the back of a racing car
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:47,
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Tie it to the back of a racing car
How do you make a cat go WOOF
pour petrol (Gas for the Americans) on it and light it.
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Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:58,
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pour petrol (Gas for the Americans) on it and light it.