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[challenge entry] Look what I found in my coffee!

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(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# nicely done
but I can only imagine them boiling to death in there, which is a horrible image.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Yet still..
..they smile.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Oh please front page, for the sexy mix of
beauty and death
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# reminds me of one of my fave 'sick' jokes..
Q. What's the best thing about kinky sex?





A. Wiping the blood off the hammer.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Nooooooooo that's nasty
Edit: Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?










A: The life support machine
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# what's the difference
between a wagon load of sand and a wagon load of babies?







-you can't shift sand with a pitch fork!
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# what's worse
that ten dead kittens in a sack?









One dead kitten in ten sacks.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# How d'you make a dog go Meeeeooooowwwww









Tie it to the back of a racing car
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# How do you make a cat go WOOF






pour petrol (Gas for the Americans) on it and light it.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# you said err




































































what?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# that is
very well done indeed.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# reminds me of an old comp entry I did back in the day...
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# bravo
put them in for the extinction comp
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Brilliant!
8)
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Careful
That much caffine in those babes and they'll be kicking up a percolator in no time.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)