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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
I donno, Darwin has a bit of a vendetta there
If God gave me a willy that small, I'd also hold a grudge
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33,
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'Ning Phexy
Nice pic of wasted earlier: just saw it before the internet crashed :-(
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36,
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'ning Sexy McTrelly
thanks very much.
why did your internet crash?
you downloading all the porn again?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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why did your internet crash?
you downloading all the porn again?
Damn, sussed
No, we don't know why. Just a shitty connection that does that from time to time
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42,
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ah
bloody whoever pays for yours
*weakly waves half clenched fist*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:50,
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*weakly waves half clenched fist*
but without no money it's still a wish
and I don't like to dream about getting paid, so I dig into the books of the rhymes that I ma... actually - KoHs isn't here is he... erm, sorry everyone else.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42,
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it's not what you done
it's the way you done it
now go to your room!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42,
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now go to your room!
awww!
*goes to room*
*take trousers off, draps self over bed and waits*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:45,
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*take trousers off, draps self over bed and waits*
you're a bitter man
aren't you.
*gives number of a fantastic plastic surgeon*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34,
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*gives number of a fantastic plastic surgeon*
Can you get willy enlargements?
Would you always be at attention?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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We're talking about the God of Gods
the one and only Holy Spirit universe making entity.
Put it another way. Could God beat up a Bear... probably. Could Darwin...No! So by using logic we see that i win £10
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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Put it another way. Could God beat up a Bear... probably. Could Darwin...No! So by using logic we see that i win £10
ah but
Darwin could front up to God
but God couldn't
cos he is him*
* may contain point somewhere...buried...vague
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:39,
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but God couldn't
cos he is him*
* may contain point somewhere...buried...vague
I donno, Darwin could probably hold his own
And what kind of bear are we talking about?
Would they start with small bears like teddy bears and then work their way up?
Or just create one awesome bear?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40,
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Would they start with small bears like teddy bears and then work their way up?
Or just create one awesome bear?
Well in my mind i was thinking of
a bear that evolves whilst fighting. Starts off small and gradually evolves it to a awesome fighting bear. Which would probably develop it's own style of martial arts.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42,
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Surely it would evolve to a point where it could beat God?
Thus becoming God in a highlander type scenario?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:44,
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Yes but all it knows is fighting
So it would travel the universe searching for another opponent who could match his powers. Destroying the universe in the process. So we go full circle and that explains the big bang.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:46,
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It's not fair!
God has lots of helpers, and is on the higher ground!
/Star Wars blog
WOO!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:27,
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/Star Wars blog
WOO!
woo yay
also - that pic makes Darwin look very lonely and God look like a bit of a perv.
'stop looking at all my ... fat children, one bird and that bloke I'm sitting on!'
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:29,
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'stop looking at all my ... fat children, one bird and that bloke I'm sitting on!'
hahahaha
that has made me laugh out loud in my office
there should be a word for that
plus no wonder Darwin is lonely ... lovely beard, shame about the micro-dong
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:30,
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there should be a word for that
plus no wonder Darwin is lonely ... lovely beard, shame about the micro-dong
Haha!
Ning all. Question for the ladies (and blokes I suppose) - would you object to being called 'madam' by somebody who doesn't know you, if they were providing a commercial service? I've just had a right telling off for calling someone 'madam' - apart from calling people mrs or woman from now on, I'm stumped.
Any suggestions?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:30,
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Any suggestions?
good point
when I had a bar job, blokes were generally 'Sir', but I had no idea how to address women
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:31,
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I was always told (bearing in mind I actually have qualifications in customer service, I've spent 4 years all in all learning my trade)
That madam is the most polite term, under ma'am which is more dignitaries and royalty (which is weird, being the shortened or colloquialisation of 'madam').
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33,
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Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh well, nevermind. Hopefully if she does contact us back she'll get through to another one of us who she prefers.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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Oh well
I wouldn't worry about it. She sounds like she was having a bad day.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:38,
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she was probably angry about something else
or very very simple minded
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40,
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Who did you get told off by?
When I did work like that I always called the women madam.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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a client.
I couldn't let her change something as it'd have been contravening legislation. It's stupid legislation, to be fair, and I'd love it if I could have allowed it as it'd make my job a billion times easier. I really felt for her as well, totally understood what she wanted to do and why.
I was a little bit hurt, to be honest.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36,
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I was a little bit hurt, to be honest.
Well if she's stupid enough to get annoyed at being called 'madam'
you might as well just sit back and enjoy the fact you annoy her when you call her madam.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:41,
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she was just in a shitty because you couldn't help her and thats all she could come up with!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43,
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Prob'ly right.
Next time call her 'madman' but try to make it sound like 'madam' in case anyone overhears.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:47,
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It sounds like she just wanted to vent her frustration
she wouldn't have got anywhere with the legislation, so she picked on something irrelevant. I had a girlfriend who made an art of this sort of thing.
Edit: Maybe it was her, was she called Wendy?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:47,
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Edit: Maybe it was her, was she called Wendy?
unless they're obviously married
I find "Miss" goes down quite well
...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:32,
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...
Twas a mrs.
And I wouldn't get away with miss, it'd be seen as disrespectful I'm afraid (weird, innit?)
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34,
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Saying "mrs" doesn't really work, does it?
Hmm.
Try "M'lady", then insist you're not taking the piss.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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Try "M'lady", then insist you're not taking the piss.
this^
I stuck to miss and sir
Except I've been called sir on occasion and it does make you feel a bit dated
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34,
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Except I've been called sir on occasion and it does make you feel a bit dated
I'd not like it
It'd make me feel old, or that they were being sarcastic or something.
But I'd not kick off about it.
I call everyone, male and female, 'babe'. They all hate me.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:32,
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But I'd not kick off about it.
I call everyone, male and female, 'babe'. They all hate me.
Yeah but this is the internets
I'm not actually talking, you know.
And Aphex is a very naughty boy.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40,
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And Aphex is a very naughty boy.
So what would you prefer?
And if I called a client babe at work I'd get the sack.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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I don't really know
I tend not to address people as anything in a professional capacity if I can avoid it.
I would have thought madam was the correct word, if any.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:38,
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I would have thought madam was the correct word, if any.
when patients or reletives want to talk to me,
it's sir or madam.
thats polite.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:32,
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thats polite.
was it the way you said it?
did you call her a little madam?
try using miss or ms
or failing that cunty chops
=D
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34,
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try using miss or ms
or failing that cunty chops
=D
She was a mrs, and that'd just be silly to call her that.
And no, just madam, no inflection or extra words.
I'm mystified.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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I'm mystified.
if you knew her name you could have called her that
mrs cuntychops for example
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36,
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there you are!!
i checked b3ta at home yesterday and i saw your gaz!!
i am not a filthy liar!
yes i can gaz but theres no point because i can't see replies at work!!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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i am not a filthy liar!
yes i can gaz but theres no point because i can't see replies at work!!
eh?
what?
filthy liar?
did i call you a filthy liar?
so you can send gaz's at work but you can't receive them?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:38,
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filthy liar?
did i call you a filthy liar?
so you can send gaz's at work but you can't receive them?
you address letters to sir/madam
they shouldn't be able to pull you up for it:
wiki knows all:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madam
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34,
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wiki knows all:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madam
naw, call em madam
or Mrs/Ms Somebody
various elderly relatives of mine are always complaining that people ring em up and use their first name
is a bit weird to be told off for calling someone 'madam' and not be told what you *should* call them
edit: was it this woman who told you off, or your boss?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36,
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various elderly relatives of mine are always complaining that people ring em up and use their first name
is a bit weird to be told off for calling someone 'madam' and not be told what you *should* call them
edit: was it this woman who told you off, or your boss?
The lady.
Oooh, I'd never call someone by their first name, that'd be professional death for me.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43,
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Was it madam or madame?
It makes a world of difference you know...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36,
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I'm not saying 'madahhhme'
That sounds silly to me.
I believe the phrase was somewhere along the lines of 'I really do apologise for that madam but...'
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40,
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I believe the phrase was somewhere along the lines of 'I really do apologise for that madam but...'
"...I'm going to have to come round and beat you to a pulp with this oversize shoe covered in dogshit"
?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42,
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Errr...
would you like me to pay your mortgage?
Actually, don't answer that...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:51,
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Actually, don't answer that...
Fuck 'em
It's like people who get upset if you call them mate & say "I'm not your mate".
Fuck off & grow up.
/rant
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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Fuck off & grow up.
/rant
Thanks Debs.
I think it's all this rain that's affecting my cycle.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:46,
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I honestly can't see anything wrong with that at all. What else are you supposed to call her, exactly?
If you know her surname then go for that, but if not....blimey, its not worth a bollocking.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37,
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Pfft
customer service agents have always been hated, it doesn't matter what they do.
People have to be careful now though, it's technically illegal to have a go at us for no reason (or so I've been informed).
Problem is I'm fucking shit hot at my job (not blowing my own kazoo, everyone's got to be good at something) and people never seem to appreciate that.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:46,
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People have to be careful now though, it's technically illegal to have a go at us for no reason (or so I've been informed).
Problem is I'm fucking shit hot at my job (not blowing my own kazoo, everyone's got to be good at something) and people never seem to appreciate that.
Such is customer service I guess
Its one of those jobs that take a lot more than people think. Patience, for one.
*hugs*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:48,
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*hugs*