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[challenge entry] Evolution of Broam

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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# BAHAHAHA
Broam!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# aha!
irreduceable complexity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Weirdly,
I think this is the most eloquent argument for Creationism I've ever seen.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I think the
main thing they pounce on is the idea that some bits of nature are really, really complex

Their logic is as follows

I, personally, cannot comprehend how something this complex can have evolved
Therefore
It didn't evolve
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Ah yes...
Had someone at my door once telling me that the eye couldn't possibly have evolved...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# even tho it's lots of little eyes
with a protective layer on it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Yes indeed. That is one of their main arguments.

However, there are examples of all the stages of the evolution of the eye to be found throughout the animal kingdom, from light-sensitive cells directly on the nervous system, to great big googly eyes that follow you around the room.

In addition, if the eye is supposed to be an example of intelligent design, then the designer is a fucking idiot. The eye is actually one of the most poorly 'designed' features of the human body, especially with it being our primary sense.
The photo-sensitive cells are behind the axons, meaning most of the light is lost there.
The nerves all go across those cells and out the back, leaving the blind spot. A fucking blind spot, mind. In the bloody eye!
Then there's the problems of corneas and whatnot, misshapen eyes producing myopia and all sorts.
Cataracts.

God's an arsehole then.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# "right then let's see...
... I'll put that bit in there, and then.. hmmm.. put one of them in the middle of it, and, oh! A magnifying glass, I'll stick that on the front"

I HAVE CREATED THE EYE!

Over-enthusiatic and didn't check the schematic before starting work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I shall respond in the style of a creationist

But you're using too many words. Surely your argument doesn't need so many words. By using so many words, your argument has become invalid. You use too many words. There are too many words.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Erk!
Well: eye no good, God idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# You are using too few words!
Your argument is invalid! Words too few. Few new words!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Difftast smarken spladoint,
eret noGod, forstist eyemein inbeingevolved.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
it makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *broams*
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# One of those looks familiar.


Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ace
tell it to philip pullman
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# BROAMS FTW
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)