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[challenge entry] our dear leader

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(captain barnacle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Beattie for PM
Ministry of Christmas Lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# :O That's a fabulous idea.
Finally, an established formula for not-too-dry-but-not-like-raw-or-owt turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# get our top scientist working on it now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# what you want there
is a chicken.
christmas tradition be damned
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Chicken?!
I could eat one on my own, ffs. No, you need a large animal.

I'd eat a swan, they're twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# two chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Won't go in the oven
Not with space for tatties and yorkshires (any excuse) and pigs in blankies and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# yet you can fit a turkey in?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Yes, it's got less overall tray coverage than two chickens
It's just taller, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# a swan bit me once on a school trip when I was 7
I punched it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# \o/ You're my hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# <o>
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# :D strike the pope, there's nothing to it
Vogue ogue ogue ogue
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# was this in France?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Is there a cunt of a swan in France?
Jacques le cygne-putain?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# heheh
it was a neck-burning reference
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Ah, a concept I'm still in the dark about.
It's ok, I'm happy here. *sings to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# if here, would it be treason?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Culzean Castle Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Duck ftw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# :-( I likes ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# nice moth
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# woo!
really great stalin-mod. can't stop laughing!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)