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# Remind me never to have piles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bah, could you pass me that rag please?
You appear to have pissed on my mind...

*wipes mind*

*smudges pattern*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Come on, buff that alabaster!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# What, while you watch?
Won't Mr Trellis mind?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *chinese burns*

*smudges tattoos*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# D'oh!
*goes home to reapply tattoos with special tattoo pen*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Never have piles
Arse grapes. I've seen some nasty stuff in my life but a doctor pushing in someone's piles when they've been lubed up was pretty bad. These things should not be done on a ward.

They weren't mine by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)