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# nice one
reminds me of my incurable deep psychological torment...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# sit down and tell me all about it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Egg yolks in the eyes is how I'm doin em
MCs smoke crack, I smoke aluminum!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *leaves notepad on chair arm and wanders off to make a cup of lithium*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager's still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *resumes not listening*
hmm?

and tell me about your cat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# its breath smells like cat food
and I fancy it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cor!
2 sugars please!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# is being a clinical psychologist / psychotherapist well paid?
I've always fancied it as a line of work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
*adores*

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# oooh sulking
sulking as though from incurable deep psychological torment?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes!
exactly that!

i have paranoid delusions and abandonment issues
does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *tears off clothes*
me too! I'm damaged too! Let's rut like stoats!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# stoats?
stoats!
how dare you!

oh dear, we appear to be naked and rutting anyway
ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *sets up camera and recording equipment*
Ok....and action
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
I love stoats that gloat about their toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you might want to try
nonopergonophobia: fear of losing your fantistically impressive beard... although why I'm helping you I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
loosing

i do have paruresis though if that's any good
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Oh. My. GHOD!!!!!!
How much do I want to meet a bloke with that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# a wee tiny bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that's not wee
and it's not just a bit either!

;)

*goes to google local nonopergonophobia support groups*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Fucking hell I have that!
Me
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# that is exceedingly impressive
and I think you may have found the perfect website for a certain twisted strumpet wot resides around here... she'll not be speaking to anyone for ages now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# basically this^
later y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)