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[challenge entry] Fresh from the oven

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# But I have white bread.
This product is no use to me! *weeps into beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *wipes away tears*



*as an excuse to fondle beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# what's the beard fascination?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *shrugs*
beards are just lush
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# perhaps..
do you have one?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# perhaps I do!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *rubs beard on Debbil*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hey! give me that back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ........
pdoink! pdoink!



throb!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *nuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# now that I'd like to see
I have a beard, but only by accident.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
#
*also has a beard*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# this is quite interesting..
does everyone on b3ta have a beard then?

should we have a new section:-
www.b3ta.com/beard
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# WHAT COVERS YOUR FACE?



(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# What, no goatee?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Goatee counts as hair longer than stubble.
Hence falls into the Full Beard catagory.

If I were to list all the beard styles, there'd be hundreds + dimrill
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Ah, I see.
*votes*

I've joined my goatee to my sidies... next I'm hoping to grow a full head of hair =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I also have
a gay goaty...

And stubble.
(duck Quack !, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# gimp mask
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# only in winter
or when I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I haven't shaved since Thursday
as I'm injured and therefore can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i haven't shaved since October....
:D ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I haven't shaved
part of my face
since 1999
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# tonight we're gonna shave you like it's nineteen ninety nine
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Well-Off Elderly Gent seeks Friendly Woman to Shave the Enjoyable Things in Life.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# again?
very well. *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I haven't shaved since Thursday
as my beard grows slowly.

Plus I am lazy. I might shave tonight, then again I might not.


/really not very interesting blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I only shave
when the army tells me to. So smooth as a baby on Tuesdays and occasional weekends :)
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *beards it up a notch*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *pogono-necrophiles*
(yes, I did just make that up)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# she's weird
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# MWAH!!!!
'lo minkles!

good news is, we're both back on the stats board, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# YEEHAH! edit: 29 and 30? better get some more posting done!
they're making me do far too much work today.

hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *envelops*
me too, a bit :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# mmm
snuggly
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# It's available for just 175 installments of £15
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# and remember, in just under an hour we have Duncan Dares
with the diamoneque collection including todays super special bargin, these lovely diamoneaque-esk fake real faux fake diamoneaque KFC family bucket! That's all coming up later on...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# can you...fly bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
ace

can I buy one of these too?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# can we have RoboMop
the future of floor enforcement

next?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Soooooooooooooooooooock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# How big is that piece of bread?
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# about 17 feet
it's the standard birthing length of all breads

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
Does it only work with brown bread?

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely Stuff, Monsieur Toast
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Grunty!
'nings to you sir. Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# he's an automaton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Toast on a pic!!
Toast bread... the main ingredient in toast

WOO YAY

the jokes on them because I like brown bread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# but i can't get a better bit o' butter for my bread
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# now theres something I haven't heard in ages
Thats handy Harry, stick it in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Betty bought a it o' butter
But she found the butter bitter
So she bought some better butter
To mix in with the bitter butter
To make the bitter butter better
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *twists tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better bitter butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *finds it very easy to believe it's not butter*
*especially after looking at the ingredients*
...by-product of the petro-chemical industry eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *ties tongue in knots*
*mumbles*

Aargh, thadell thake athes tho thort outh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Fucking Hell, you're good.
*clicky like a muthafucka*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha, the best thing since old sliced bread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you'd remember
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# eh? eh laddy?
you'll have to speak up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# before I saw the user name
I knew it was you.. Nice action ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# woo yay!




(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Compo it,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# oh yeah, well spotted ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Pfft.
Choppity chop, Gordons!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# pfft!
.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# fantastic!
All brown and none of this 'Best of both' rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)