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[challenge entry] Sponge cock dice pants


I really don't have many resources in my office.
Sorry gang.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# 10 points for title.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# This, with more points!
A Gazillion points!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# it looks like blokey
whatsisface the scottish comedian

*edit - Frankie Boyle img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/ed06/frankieboyle1new_175x125.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Reginald Maudlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# billy connolly?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# No - you're thinking of Goatly St Erins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Him on Mock The Week
= Excellent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# its good because its tacky!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I think you kids call it quick & dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# no, thats rough dry anal.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *goes all funny at seeing sponge touching fur*
ARGHAGAHGG!H!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# oh you fucking bastard
I'm feeling all funny now. Don't mind fur, can't stand sponge or pummice

*shudder*

Worst thing that happened to me in the pub was when the barstaff realised my phobia of sponges. I was chased down and had sponges rubbed all over me. I was left sat in a corner shaking for about half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Dry sponges?
On your stubble? There would be nothing short of murder committed if anyone did that to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# moderately dry
but anywhere at all. Any contact with my skin and I freak out.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# The worst possible place for me
would be where my gums meet my teeth. With the sponge soaking up any saliva I produce therefore making it squeak as it went back and forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I like
Wet plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
i think your insane ....well done.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Looks like Mr Johnston!!
noon all
/quick dindins b3ta fix
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# That looks remarkably like micheal caine
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)