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[challenge entry] Friiiiiday!
Yay!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# this is cool
nice one mcflimbs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# thank you
for the little bees.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you're welcome
you really have been taking some lovely photographs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
more of this.

with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Cunning.
Do you work in a gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha no.
I sneaked into the board room.

(Got caught too. Oops)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# who took the photograph and how did you explain what
you wanted to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# and what did the person who caught you say?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
I just got the image of teh Leeds bash - nice one... checking your stock(s)?

Also - good tagging.

Poor Freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# how long did THAT take to load?
Yes, seeing as noone showed up, I thought I'd check my stocks whilst I had my sandwich :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# are you up
or is it just the way the coat catches the light?

also - who took this photo and how did you explain what you were doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# think it was the light
it wasn't THAT exciting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# B3: would you mind taking a photograph of me while I eat my sandwich?
pub person: ? eh?
B3: it's for a message board I post to...
pub person: are you one of them internet perverts or something...?
B3: ... not really
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# this had me choking to death
cheers prof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# well - I'll make sure you have a good send off
... staging funerals is a new line of work I'm thinking about going into ... very over teh top, theatrical affairs, professional mourners, scrips, lighting - whatever you want, to the letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# if you need an assistant, give me a call
I'm good at three things:
Fighting, screwing and reading the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Heheh
Like the perv mac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Explaining B3ta
to people who don't know what it is is an almost impossible task

Especially when it comes to Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ahem
Goatse is an internet meme which has developed from pictures of a man stretching his rectum.


Not that hard.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I dunno
I think he must have stretched it pretty hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Now try explaining why we love it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I don't love it
/me thinks the lady doth protest too much blag
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Because
we are all sick.


And it's funny.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Looks like
He's stretching it quite hard to me. I shudder just to think about it.

*thinks about it*

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I say, excuse me,
but I think you are pissing on my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Well
I've tried pissing on my own mind but it doesn't work, so I have to pick on someone else, and you just happened to be around.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I understand, I really do,
but do you think you could stop at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hehe. Well...
It was me taking the photo (of goatsie)

I also took this photo. I am lucky(?) enough to "work" with a fellow b3tan, who is the pot-bellied, untucked-shirted, flared-trouser-wearing goatsie man behind the board.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# username?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hmmm. That would be too easy.
Maybe a hint.

He errr...
umm...

Has a kitten icon & has a user id within a few hundred of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good :D

which is why the shoulders line up so very nicely.

Good work those b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# also
two b3tans in one company, the receivers must be circling like vultures -- it wasn't fopp was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Arf!
Are your work trousers flared?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# that's fantastic
hurray and clicky for that.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# arf
.
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I recognise those hands
hands - check
ring - check

you are goatse man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
*hands Weeto £5*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ta!
*spends on wine, women and song (£5 worth)*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Animation required.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
I love this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# classic
nice sidies too.

Also - tuck your shirt in man, this is an office not a hippy commune.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
it's Morten Harket!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# nice work sir
it's the first time i've ever seen a flip chart put to proper use.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ah come on now
you wait for an important meeting

you sneak in half an hour before and write WANK or COCKBADGER on every blank sheet, then put it all back in place

and sit back and watch the results
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Not bad...
better:

at end of day, set printer to to print out a page of multiple 'Cockbadger's, 500 times, in very small font, in light grey.

in morning, pick up your ream of cockbadger paper, and load it into the paper tray in the photocopier
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahah
I like that

less effort, more return
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That is absolutely woo
The eyes darting in different directions is what gets me!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That's Braw
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's like the oppposite of the Take on me video
its ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Haha
Gets a woo yay from me.
(moffatt, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)