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# The fact
that the back of his tie is longer than the front CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# The man's a genius, leave him be.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# He smells musty.
And tastes brackish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# With sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Those are the best results!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# That's how he tricks you
Then he turns slowly, one finger waving in the air and says "There's.. There's just one thing that puzzles me, sir..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# By that point
I'd already be on his back gnawing at his spine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# can't beat a
healthy appetite young fella me lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# "Oooooh my wife loves you surrr...coulda...can I get an autograph?"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I work with a guy whos tie is always like that
Well I used to - I strangled him with that fecking tie, bum raped him and burnt the corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *approves of actions*
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(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)