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[challenge entry] morning all!
I was told not to travel this morning cos I'm meant to be in St Albans.
So I spent my spare hour making my last ditch compo entry.

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)
# That's very lovely indeed and I want to have your
babies
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I believe the accepted method
for folks your ilk involve either Swans or Golden Showers.


Pun not intended, you filthy minded feckers.

[EDIT] Woo to the kitter! Spiten?
[EDIT] Now that you've changed your name my post looks rather, erm, irrelevant. Bloody dual nature. (punnage)
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# excuse me please
no talk like that arond me or my boyfriend will be after you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Oi!
Babies weren't my idea - Talk to Mount Olympus. I merely pointed out the historic, erm, methods for gods, as opposed to encouracing a trend.

Gently now, Munkt0n.
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# That might be a threat if we didn't know its munkt0n...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# heh!
fear my complete lack of violent tendencies!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# AAAARRRGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# he
will hug you to death, and lick if your not careful!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# There speaks the voice of personal experience...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# :O
me? NEVER!
I would never let out my personal life on the web!

well not much!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# So all that stuff you
were telling me about Munkt0n being hung like King Kongs elder brother, and him having all the stamina and tenacicty of a pig hunting for truffles, was made up?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# er
well I love him and the rest is for me to know and you to wonder about.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# haha!
no, that's troo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# phwoar
I fancy you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Apologies, i only changed it to make a fairly unfunny
joke below.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I'm afraid you can't
munkt0n is having them!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# they could have half each or something
?
/bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I think the word 'having'
should be changed to 'Fathering'.
Jiva would be doing all the having...er...if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I don't know if I could
let them have them it would be much easier!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Isn't that
what every woman wants?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# :)
all the fun and no pain!
that is what everyone wants.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I want to
do the garden..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# All fun, no pain.
Good slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# No pain, no fun

my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Sadist.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Masochist
actually...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Time well spent, that is
Spiden? Skitter?
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
# octo
pussy
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Niiiice
where can I get one ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)
# you can't
its extinct.
somthing to do with lawn mowers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# as in Spinal Tap
shows his age
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# eh?
your message

(big gap)


my head

right over the top!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# you wee
whippersnapper :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# well I am
only 5'4"
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# oooooh
can you balance a pint on your head ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# not sure
haven't tried.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Ahhhh - how cute
Woo to You Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# woo!
time well spent!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# spidercat
loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# also
know as an
octopussy.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# nice one
Mornin' all!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# New job?
I want one!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# i'll be working for BMW in Bracknell (IT Support)
more money, closer to home, no fuggin trains.
thank funk!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Bracknell?
*shudder*


Congrats on job though. Get a free car too. Or swipe one with a few staplers. . .
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# no car
but i do get to use the free bmw only carwash.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Sneak out with one under your coat
Not that I like 'em. 'Orrid things.

BMWs are for by rich cnuts who can't drive.


/runs
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# why i oughta'
.............
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)