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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha
Splendid

have you been at toastys hummus again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# alas, no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genuinely very good.

I understand it too because I've done zomgdruqs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# But I bet you didn't enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I haven't done zomgdruqs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# someone had hummus for breakfast!
... not me though - I had porrdge.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I had a bacon sandwich
It was lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I had a spliff and a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# best breakfast
evah

it's what i had too...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I do like a good bacon sarnie... although I tend to eat them until I get the pork sweats, which is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Cold turkey is NOT the way to go
Especially if they're really bad. Getting on to alcoholics anonymous is the best thing you can do (IMO)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# thank you
I'm gonna try and get them to the GP and then find an AA group to attend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Advice
a) Enjoy your pork sweats, you have earned them. Why not see if you can get as far as fullblown Pigrind Cleft?

b) I would suggest seeking the advice of a professional in such matters, lest you inadvertently make matters worse. If alcoholism is the thing, Alcoholics Anonymous may be able to advise on how friends can help.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha splendidly done
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# mwah
hello tootlefruit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Nice work
and wordplay!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ahaha
velly good :)

ooh, and I just noticed the author too. Doubly velly good!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Thats excellent
(maninthespoon, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)