With apologies to Bristol Uni
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
Today, I laid a type 3.
Maybe I need more fruit in my diet.
any questions?
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:04,
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any questions?
Really?
So the more water you drink the moister the poop you'll make?
interesting
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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interesting
So wait, If I eat a lot of fruit
my poop will veer towards the type 1's?
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:10,
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you need more b3ta.
nothing keeps you as regular and firm as b3ta.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:09,
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sometimes I can manage about 3 different types in one go!
hmmm.... must remember to invent that playdough accessory for the sphincter that makes it come out in different shapes
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:04,
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They could fit over the toilet seat in a big grid
So you'd just have to prop yourself over the hole of the shape you want to make.
Once people get over the mess, you might be onto a winner
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:06,
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Once people get over the mess, you might be onto a winner
*googles*
*realises that not really the sort of thing to google at work*
*gets the sack*
*lives on streets giving out bj's to tramps*
*finds treasure map*
*realises map is a hoax*
*dies*
*gets resurrected*
*wealthy dowager pities me and nurses me back to health*
*gets old job back*
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:12,
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*gets the sack*
*lives on streets giving out bj's to tramps*
*finds treasure map*
*realises map is a hoax*
*dies*
*gets resurrected*
*wealthy dowager pities me and nurses me back to health*
*gets old job back*
a wimba way a wimba way a wimba way a wimba way
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:15,
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You forgot
the horrible, tarry, yellow/black godawful-smelling mess they do for pooh #1
*gags at the memory*
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:05,
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*gags at the memory*
Yay for having a baby in special care,
The nurses did it for us!
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:06,
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hopefully will get the chore for number 2!
5 weeks and counting
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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number 2 number 2?
I must say after #1 I had no problem changing ANY nappy... apart from one where she'd obviously had a dodgy gut and it leaked... and I mean *leaked*... everywhere... while visiting a friend in hospital... with no spare clothes. Ever seen a 10-month old in an adult-size surgery cloak?
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:10,
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my son was sat on my lap
when he done his first poo
i thought he'd exploded!
he had a nappy on
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:07,
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i thought he'd exploded!
he had a nappy on
I have never had fluffy poo.
Apart from that time once when I ate Bungle.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:05,
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haha thats great!
But you can't beat filling an old spray bottle with Sarsons and without being spotted, spraying it liberally around a heaving pub/club. Genius*
*requires abnormal sense of humour to understand.
Edit: it might be worth pointing out the humour part is seeing the 'christ what the fuck is that hideous smell' reaction of the patrons when they smell the stuff. It absolutely reeks.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:15,
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*requires abnormal sense of humour to understand.
Edit: it might be worth pointing out the humour part is seeing the 'christ what the fuck is that hideous smell' reaction of the patrons when they smell the stuff. It absolutely reeks.
Cor
I live about 1/2 a mile away from a vinegar factory. It absolutely reeks.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:25,
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mine was in the hospital cot and everytime i cleaned her up and got read to
put a nappy on her more would ooze out!
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:11,
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and i replied to the wrong post!!!
*smacks head on desk*
*lies in an ever increasing pool of blood*
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:16,
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*lies in an ever increasing pool of blood*
mine was in the hospital cot and everytime i cleaned her up and got read to
put a nappy on her more would ooze out!
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:11,
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Copyright Alas Smith & Jones Instant Coffeetable Book
circa. 1984
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:09,
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really?
You'll have to forgive me. I was 6 years old, if that...
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:12,
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heh
Yes, it's all been done before...
How rude of me - have a Woo!
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:32,
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How rude of me - have a Woo!
I'd be really worried
If I looked down the loo and found I had shat one of them.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 16:11,
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