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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Christ!
This must win, surely?!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^ ^
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# HA HA!
WINS!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# what don't you get?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# See below
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# no, you see below.
and expand your vocabulary.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# What are you on about?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Leave him alone
He's, what, 6?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Oh fuck off
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Love you too
Won't bother helping out in future
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# you can be my teacher
*hands cane*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *ahem* I've got the lovely Mrs. Trellis booked for this weekend
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# don't you mean 'Mistress Trellis'?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Actually, now you say that...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you'll never make any friends if you don't learn to share
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I believe the lovely Mrs. T is available Mon - Fri though...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# woohoo
good lad. *gives bourbon cream and some diluting orange*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Write out 50 times
'I will not waggle that thing at Teacher'
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# but it hurts
can't i just use a pencil?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hang on,
this cane is full of cocaine
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, I'm 15, but so what!?
Equal opportunities and all that shit.

I shouldn't have told you to fuck off, but I hate it when people assume I'm lesser because of my age.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I don't assume it.
I know it. Don't worry, you'll grow up.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# It's really insulting.
Just stop. Now.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# sorry
*hands tissues baby-wipes*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# But don't you see, if you didn't mention your age
No one would assume anything either way?

I'm only 13 and you don't see me getting all upset when people tease me about it.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *crosses off Wednesdays*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ;)
hehehee

I'm just wondering how many people are now checking my profile with a confused expression on their faces hehe
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha - have just emailed you btw
re: isihac
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# And I have just replied
Thank you very much *hugs*ya big paedo ;)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# i chuckled at the mention of your 13 year oldness
I'm a 65 year old hermaphrodite with a half-developed third eye and a penchant for doing simply twisted things with Flumps. I wouldn't dare mention it on /board though, that's just asking for trouble.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# (Olfactory = nose)
(Charlie = viagra)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# pffft
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Ok
Now I'm just pissed off
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Olfactory generally refers to the sense of smell
But can mean various parts of the nasal passages.

Charlie is drug for sniffing, which Mr Wonka seems to be doing in the picture above.

Happy now?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# he'll learn once he gets onto his GCSE biology
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Thankyou, but I'd figured it out by then
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I must object
to this
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# It's about the bushy haired blinky man from Casualty
inheriting a delapidated manufacturing plant.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# haha
tenuous link of the day
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I do
like it
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# that is very very good, nay, in fact, it's excellent
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# oh nose
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
i have learnt a new word
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!
Looks like the Charlie has nearly removed Charlie's septum. Nice detail!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Heh!
More roald drugs...

(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)