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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# HAHA! NEED INPUT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *spots a pearoast opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# this story is lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# You scare me
I like that, carry on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# he scares me too
but in a good way

without the need for a sofa
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Sofa? What do you mean?
0:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# for hiding behind
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Oh I see!
*sponges down mind*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# It's the beard, isn't it?
It's lice free, for heaven's sake! Funny story: I was scratching my face the other day at work and a Coco Pop dropped out of my beard plait. This was at about 11am. The rest of the day was just as exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# yes
I was the same way with WastedIndustry too

I used to have to talk to him from behind 3feet of reinforced concrete
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Pogonophobia is entirely rational.
The chin, after all, is the window to the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *stares at reflection of her chin*
I'm empty!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# His expression makes me glee in my pants.
I award you one hundred and three bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
cracking!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# '~' = Spanish for 'off'
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Hah! What Grey Kid said.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# If only I had a poud for every time someone has said that.
I'd have like four quid by now.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# the real johnny 5
is on sale on ebay!
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# was
seems to have been removed now.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# heartwarming

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
#
Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# what the hell is that all about?
i think i missed the memo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# don't worry it was a shit one.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Friday night, 6th July

edit: mediocre is the torch carrier on this one
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# which year?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# 1982 E.T. first came out
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I never knew E.T. was gay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames!?
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Thank fuck Lady Diana is safe
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# what? there's a wales under the seinne?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# b3ta, the home of knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# :)
sounds like a bryan adams song
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# it does too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I'm gonna run to you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# oh no, not this again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# A naked woman in a bath with cuddly toys...
...one of which was a large ET toy. TOAP = 'ET, you're so big!', insuniating that he was packing in the trouser department.

Cue no hilarity. Except for the pisstake replies.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# aha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I think I fucked up though, there is supposed to be an extra space between the 'g' and the exclamation mark
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# That wasn't another one
from today's annoying noob was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# spaz back and tell us the results
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# god, sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hurray!
long may it continue
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Yes you're so big !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)