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[challenge entry] The new Swiss Army Yo-Yo was not a success

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I'm swiss and I approve of this
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# You have the best chocolate in the world.
I salute the Swiss.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# well thank you
*ships head-doctor another crate*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *hands paper bag filled with cash*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# um
cash torn up newspaper

i switched it

*clutches paper bag of head-doctor's cash*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Ah-ha!
I knew you'd do that!
Which is why I switched the bags before I gave them to my chocolate supplier.

The bag you're holding contains dog shit!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# That's okay.
He was only going to buy dogshit with the money anyway.
(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Oh well, at least he gets it for free.
And, it's Newcastle dog shit.

Creamy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# yes, but i was gonna buy it from you
so he just did you out of some money, capiche?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# send Swiss guards after mutster101
*halberds*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Pffft!
Swiss guards wear pyjamas!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# always ready!
is their motto

or always asleep, i don't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# um, that would mean your swiss guards taking sides...
*reminds them of their neutrality*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# we always side with cash!
*defends cash from you*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Quick! Hide the money!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I can point you to a nearby bank
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ahh, handy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# haha
have a woo

(see my stutter there !)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Deadly Swiss Ninja Twirly Weapon on a string!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ace(ofspades)!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Quality
Edit: I like the way it rolls the wrong way down and up the string ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Shhh!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Sorry
Love the style though
COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Ohhh, just noticed that!
Still, woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# haha!
nice instructional booklet style
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# On the
other hand . . . I would like to have four more of these!
Cause I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# excellent!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I;d buy one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# excellent


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# perfect
*attaches string to imitation swiss army knife*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# clever, but
needs better quality animation. :\ sorry
(Zoidberg Jr - Food, you say?, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ;_;
Liar
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# you're from YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# you are probably posting in the wrong thread
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hark at bleeding walt disney.
oh, and a very heartily deserved woo! for the image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I actually agree but didn't mention it
could get better quality and a smaller file size with the same pixel-size image by using less colours
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# you are a nonsense
less colours rarely results in better quality
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# lies
he's used the wrong optimization method and too many colours,
the hand only needs two colours, for one example,
but it looks less quality because of the red that the optimization has stuck in

I'm a graphic designer, not a nonsense :p
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# true that
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# an odd case
when better quality makes something worse quality :p

PNGs are totally the way forward for that kind of thing, now that internet explorer doesn't break them.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# And I'm an animator
Not a graphic designer. ;)
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hey, I liked it!
I just was sticking up for the person who said it could be a better quality
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# But your words seemed hurtful
and decimated what little confidence I had.

But that's alright! WHEY!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Bullies!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# /forms bully circle
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# well, that's going onto the front page
excellent work :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I was just about to eat as well
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# haha, excellent
Where did www.b3ta.com/board/7486545 go?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Dirty thread deleting cuntery, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# that gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# brilliant
gets a click from me
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Mine didn't...
...Hack my hand off. I'm sending it back.
(Chitch, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# FP THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOW
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# that's well animmed that :D
great idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Very very nicely done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)