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[challenge entry] Who's a pretty boy?

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(dara o'briain, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# me
but i prefer 'ruggedly handsome' to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Is that like ruggedly ginger?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ginger people can be handsome too!
ask my wife
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Is she handsome then?
;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# if i followed that sign, i wouldn't get to derby
i'd end up in the sea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# If you clicked the sign you'd get to the calendar.
Then you could sign up... and then things would just take their natural course and you'd be in Derby before you knew it =)

Also if I turn my laptop round like this... *turns laptop* ...then if I follow the sign I'll end up at your house!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i can't come to derby
i'm skint, have a very small baby, and by then, no job
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Fucking logic!
It ruins everything

FUCKING HAT JUST FOR FUCKING YOU. FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# you ARE drunk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# She isn't.
Worryingly =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Well someone in the relationship has to be!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# rugged?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# what is really depressing is
that that was 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Is it you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# You're SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i might have been
once
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I've seen you fairly recently
Those photos are just proof how much more so you can be

'AVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# The fact you don't know it makes you more so =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# are you trying to gay me up?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Haha, perish the very thought!
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah
Join the club!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# TJ: Mansinthe! hahahahahaha
www.stereogum.com/archives/marilyn-mansons-666-proof-absinthe.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# christ
none of these new absinthes are actually absinthe proper anyway
they are just unpleasant tasting shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Plus . . . they need more side effects . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# why is he not dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# because it's all marketing
in reality he's just a nice jewish boy who loves his mother
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah he got arrested for that oo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# His image is all an act?
At a guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah but US law prohibits the proper stuff.
Alcohol that is:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Aaah yes . . .
however . . . the trill is . . . gone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)