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[challenge entry] too subtle?

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(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# now that's some motherfucking freedom right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# can you translate what i'm supposed to be doing for this weeks compo?
please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# er
I haven't actually checked out what the compo is yet

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# ok
but i just read it and i have no idea what i'm supposed to be doing :-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
# oh I see
shop how the rest of the world (ie: those places that we have pissed off) see us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# but that depends where you live / where you where born...
bit dull compo really :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# every compo manages to suck for someone
consider it a gift, as it is your turn :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# but i got a straw for sucking...
i still think something that envolves using imagination would be better..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I think
We need to be racist against ourselves. How are we percieved by the eastern countries we are currently blowing the shit out of.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# oh...
self critism as a nation? surely this doesnt work... because b3ta is multinational...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# maybe the challengy person
thinks there are no folkies from sandy places who post here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ring ring ring banana phone... ...well not really :p
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1003
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# ring ring ring all the way to beijing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# its a twist on a classic...
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# That ends badly.
Badly for my brain that is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ok last one, only cos i find this wonderful
pown.alluc.org/?uid=428
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# No
I can just about make out the quo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
# good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# LOL, LOL, AND THRICE LOL!
But there's definitely downward cock image potential within the core of it's fiery vertical Goatse.

B3tarded mong-wobble gif-mongering would surely complete this fleeting vision, and in doing so confine it to the electronic abyss from which it fermented.

It is a comforting thought, that through twisted toilet humour and ridicule of the most vulnerable, we might all reach a feminist utopia yet.

And get naked, and stuff.

(oh and I love the "this is a normal post" statement just as you post abnormal wibblings)

lol
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# oh and another thing...
... covers of mills and boon novels, subverted, bindun?
(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# They might not speak american
but everyone understands the language of violence
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# in the face!
:D

and in the wallet too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Spreading democracy.
Wherever there's oil.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# The unshopped version of that photo is possibly the greatest anti-American advert there is.
/sombre blog
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
# and also my wallpaper
10 years in the US Army kinda soured me to patriotism of my own nation
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# But EVERYONE knows nukes are cool, hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# christ! how did you get through the vetting?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# with a nuke
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# That test
was british
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
# was a test for the ultimate subwoofer?
BOOM! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Thus:
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I thought it was french?
I'm sure its french...
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)