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[challenge entry] Salmon suicide

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(Westude, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:41, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH
BEAR PHALLUYS.,
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:43, archived)
# OH, YOU WANT BEARDICK?
BEARDICK IS EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# €SEVENTEEN/
FINAL BID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Is this you?
pown.alluc.org/?uid=431
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)
# YSE
BOOBS ETc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)
# HAY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)
# oh my.
 
Speaking of lastmeasure, this is a new level of japery (to me, anyway)..
sam.zoy.org/lmos/

not that I know anybody I could inflict this on.
Okay maybe one guy but I probably couldn't get near his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)
# What's loopback?
And pooped? And pillowfight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:06, archived)
# well either you could go to lastmeasure.com and find out or you could read this.
 
meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/UnSource:Wikipedia_BJAODN/Shock_site#Last_Measure
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)
# just saw this link, too.
 
pown.alluc.org/?uid=196
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Unspawned !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:48, archived)
# i wish salmon
was pronounced phonetically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)
# you try askin' for saulmon in the shops, you'll get yer blardy 'ead kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)
# real-life meets b3ta experiment #341...
"starting a fight over the pronunciation of salmon"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# IT'S FACKIN' SAWLMOWN YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Say moon mooze.
Urk!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Darling..
you didn't use.. canned salmon, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)
# :D
Nite B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Be a sport and swim thru the soyasauce first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:07, archived)
# That is strangely erotic
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)
# i watched salmon die a couple of months ago.
one of the trails i ride is beside a river they spawn in.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)