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[challenge entry] Panda Suicide


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(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:31, archived)
# My b3ta cherry is officially popped :-P
Not bad for a noob
*ducks for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)
# You didn't fuck up - have a slice of pineapple.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)
# OW :o
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 4:08, archived)
# fucked to death?
i'm not sure if that counts as suicide, but it's the way i'd like to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:35, archived)
# More along the lines of
they're fucking at last but the species is doomed. Specuicide...?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Incase it's not
amazingly obvious, the rather well hung chap panda is supposed to be wearing a condomn. Boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# oof! silly panda!
as i've said before, if people ate them, someone would come up with a way to make them breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Indeed!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)
# uncle sam sodomising a bear
i think we can all see the parallels with real life here
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)
# context:
www.b3ta.com/board/5816267
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I remember that fondly
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:27, archived)
# i don't really get it, sorry
is that a pencil he's putting into the other panda's anus?

for the record, the file size is fine however you might wanna use .jpgs or .gifs cos the CFB is huge in file size but low on actual size
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Yeah, it's not the clearest
They're supposed to be fucking but but the guy is using a condom. The I had to shrink the images so it kinda lost it's resolution.
Supposed to be a joke about how pandas don't breed in captivity...

And thanks for file tip, I'll keep it in mind for future attempts :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:43, archived)
# ah ok i can see it now
he has a penis in the shape of cleopatra's needle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Infertile injection of lead . . . lead to rejection . . .
perhaps infection . . . you can lead a panda to . . . another story . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)
# you can lead a panda to erection
but don't hold your breath for conception
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Lead on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)