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[challenge entry] have yourself a goatse little christmas

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# *stops stopwatch*
aaaand we have a 21:10
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yay!
do i win anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# date with the goatse man?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# at least
i'll have somewhere to shelter if it rains...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# you might prefer to take your chances
with the rain
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# maybe
then again, we could go to shops that sell small, expensive things and i could get him to sit down on them, thus cleverly stealing many things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# do you reckon he acts suspiciously at airports
just to get the full 'in depth' search?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)
# in depth?
you could use that arse for spelunking! i hear he's renting it out to gollum...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i heard
they turned it inside out to make gollum
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# are you saying
that andy serkis resembles an inside-out rectal cavity?

he does, a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:26, archived)
# yo' sig says otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# :D
Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# evenin' to you
my home now smells of cat poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I suppose that's not the fragrance you were after?
How are you and little kitty this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# not bad
she's stopped yowling and is busy exploring my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Aww!
Fluffah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# i felt like hoofing her today, though
she shat on the litter tray, all over the plastic, completely missing the litter. then she pissed on the floor next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# That level of piss-off-ish-ness takes skill, you know.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# especially
as she did it the day my sinuses cleared after being blocked for 2 weeks. that beefy, fishy shit smell is rank!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hey there ttssattsr i saw your cattle skull thing in the friends thingy
most woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# :D Cheers very muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# what took you so long?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# i only switched the computer on
20 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# you cnut!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# heheheh
only beat you by 6 minutes, which i'm sure you spent making a better goatse than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)
# :oP
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)