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[challenge entry] Merry Christmas <insert name of loved one here>

Hello, bus driver? Hull please. Yes, single.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# don't worry. these things happen
they are so easily deathed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# didn' think you drew that
until i checked your profile. cool style man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Cheers!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# my flatmate
bought some mini chinchilla's today, they are very sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# A dog is for life,
not just for brutally arse-reaming while the Queen's speech is on
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
# i think you got that in reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The dog
is supposed to arse-ream you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Only in Soviet Russia!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
# or the queen
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
# seriously
if you have to wait until 3 o'clock i'd hope for an xbox game as well to carry me over.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
# what else is there to do
while the old bitch is waffling on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
# masterbate furiously
it's what i do, standing of course.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It's just not Christmas...
...without the one family member that furiously wanks throughout the Queen's speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
# usually
prince phillip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
# You spelled 'Wrapped' incorrectly


nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] compo repost


Ah he'll grow into it...
(Dr Frank, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)