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[challenge entry] pea for the comp. it was topical when i made it last year

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# TJ. It's woo that Mr. Splashy Pants is at his highest rating, at 77%
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Next he'll be snorting crushed squid beaks off of porpoise hooker's tits.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# We've all been there.
Last I heard he was shagging Kate Moss.

/probably didn't even touch the sides blog.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I bet he doesn't have to use a shoe horn
at all
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# bet he didn't:P
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# exactly
nobodysawthatcan'tproveanything
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Did you get ea reply
to your adoption email?
Richard Hanson from Greenpeace asked me if I knew which b3tard had mailed him.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you pea'd it yesterday as well.
didn't you?

tis good, don't get me wrong.

:D

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# wasn't comp then :)
won't be doing it again for a while
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# that's funny, that is....
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# jingle infidels! jingle infidels! jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride on a one way murder slay
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaaaaa!
you bring gleeeee to a drear Thursday morn . . .


(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# it's funny
but i do have two comments

1) you pearoasted it yesterday as well
2) you forgot to compo it this time
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
now you must die
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *Lights the embassy burning torch*
Santa approves
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Nooooo
Santa! Don't drink Monkey Beer!!! Sleighs are hard enough to pilot sober!!!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# It's OK
it's his reward on boxing day.

He loves that clean crisp taste!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# santa loves the monkey beer
infact, santa should be in monkey beer colours not coca cola colours.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# The blood of many children
doesn't show up so much on red
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# wow I've not seen this before
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)