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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeeeessss....Santa...it was Santa that did it...
*looks suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I sense a pattern developing :D
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I sense your nutsack
I do
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# :o|
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# mmmm - stockings
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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# goose for me!
i hope...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Y'alright son?
What's this I hear about you finding me a new mortal vessel for my restless spirit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# just call me doctor frankinives!
better be quick though,
it's starting to decompose...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# goose, fucking goose
not a lot of meat on them.

what you want is a bit of swan stuffed with flamingo stuffed with macaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that teach that smart arsed macaw!
ride a bike before me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)