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[challenge entry] spang alert!
happy skin disease

i made this cos i hate seeing merry 'xmas', it always sounds like a certain skin disorder

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I feel an itch on my scratch now . . .
It works . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I'm
I'm itching to come up with a good riposte, but nothing I can say comes up to scratch.


(and I've got eczema...)
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Spang him in the face, butt and acne
Give him sore eye/ass/zits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)
# strange
very strange
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)
# this reminds me
it's my one year anniversary(?) of getting chicken pox!

nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)