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[challenge entry] Happy Christmouse
Poor bastard

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# oh my noes!
you evil* bastard

*funny
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Grim.
I am concerned for anybody who would feel the need to take a photo of such a thing.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)
# MAW!
PAW!

AH CRUSHED ITS LITTUL SKULL AH-YUK-YUK-KEH-HAW-HAW!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# :(
my cat keeps bringing half alive mice in
we end up despatching them with our shoes
is not pleasant... but the cat does like to sniff our shoes
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# can I
sniff your 'sole?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# you could, of course
simply choose to despatch them with your cat. i believe they have a history of being quite good at that
mind you, they can take their time about it
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# You haven't met mine...
she's shite
extremely cute & all that, but just shite at killing things
quite good at bringing live things through the cat-flap though
she's even managed an adult rat... that was a fun evening :|
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Curiously enough...
...our crap "humane" moustrap, which I had previously denounced as being utterly pointless, has caught four mice in the last two days.

We're plagued by naive mice. Worst of all, I have to keep carrying up the road to the park. My wife is a vegetarian.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# only your wife is a vegetarian?
maybe you could eat the mice yourself
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# urgh
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)