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[challenge entry] You must be bored with these by now!

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(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Nope.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I want to see the giant, pink snow-lady he got them from
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Snowlady mastectomy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# The worrying thing is that they were taken from
the only gay snowman in the village?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Bet he's glad to be rid of his moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:06, archived)
# 'ning honeysuckle
so many helmet and flag pole jokes and so little time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha ning
I think most have already been done
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Are you sure it was a snow-lady?
They could be snow testes.

Snestes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *yes!!



*no!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# i am so bored.
BUT NOT WITH THESE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# 32
in reply to your questione arlier... I got distracted by a can of coke before I could answer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ...which in turn made me think of the can in my fridge
and then to the lovely, lovely root beer residing beside it!

*wanders purposefully off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *swipes seat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I read that about three times and still thought it said 'wipes seat'
I wondered whether it was some sort of crack about my decaying...well, crack
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i'd never make fun of your decaying crack....
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
# surely better than
*sniffs seat*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# yay!!
got any plans?


hahaha!
EDIT: coke again?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# having a mini bash
few mates round, luckily our neighbours place is empty so we can be as loud as we like.

Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!!!
i think my invite got lost in the post,
whats your address again?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *checks gazzes*
*checks email*
*returns to board and stares in sad contemplation*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I just beat Kerry
Both cars sped away equally quickly, and were neck and neck over much of the race. In a freak accident though, the sandwiches that Kerry had packed in the boot for a post-race snack spontaneously burst into flames, and the salmon and cucumber flavored smoke reduced visibility in the 1997 Saturn S to virtually nothing, eventually causing Kerry to run off the track and into a lake. On the plus side, the fire was quickly extinguished as the 1997 Saturn S sunk slowly into the murky depths
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# That's lovely dear
y'all play nice now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# :D
/bored
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hahah
/shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I was gonna stick it in the calender
and say the details are on my myspace page

*battens down hatches*

If its any consolation no one from the board is coming... that I know of
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# what a crap party that'll be then...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Yay!
This has cheered me up immensely!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# This is fab
but unfortunately my brain is rewrting the last frame to be something quite different
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Go on..
...anything to do with testicles?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# more 'anal' than that
he just looks like he's bracing himself for an ice cream enema.

well it does to me

It's still ace though!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I see...
...exactly what you mean.
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# i screamed!
yay great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Yay, ice creams
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# No
certainly not!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Keep 'em coming
TJ : What's German for "No you may not print my work without paying for it"?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7132146.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Heh...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# :D

Thanks! and also my quickest 'shop to date I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Kein können Sie meine Arbeit drucken, ohne für es zu zahlen....thieving cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# He said 'German'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is far from boring
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yay!
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)