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[challenge entry] Scary

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Oooh!
Thankyou just what I always wanted


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# As a fellow Dave, I endorse this post.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Really?
Are all Dave's UTTERLY talented with pixels? or just you? C];0)



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# * Just him
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Pfffft. You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# what about my my wife?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# this
hello stranger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# TOAPL
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# You're
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you're missing something!
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's just the b3ta usage
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# your sure of that?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
but *gives benefit of the doubt this time*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# only in combination with "all gay"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes, we should be very strict about that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# rulez iz rulez
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I like your way of thinking, Oberkommandantführer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# are you sinking vot I'm sinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# HALBVERDAMMERUNGSGESETZLICHEGENOSSENSCHAFT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ooh, how masterful you sound.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hope you right-click saved ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# "..., weil seine Penis im Huhn gehaftet wurde"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Vy did ze chicken go over to ze uzzer side of ze street?
becuase ze green man was showink
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Or kittin-speak
Which was what I was assuming this was a derivative of, kittens are poor grammar lords to represent their odd way of 'talking', and that's how I read this because it is an odd way of talking.

Though actually I simply don't care anymore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# What is it that smells rotten?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *checks shoes*
not me

*serupticiously wipes shoes on curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Me apparently
Aphex (the mink) killed me, so I was just a ghost on the board for a day or so, but it was okay because Ives (my son) made me a new body from odd parts of slaughtered noobs. Unfortuantely I didn't find out for a while though, and he didn't put it in the fridge, so now I have a new body but and decomposing ever so slightly.

There's always a reasonable explanation, you see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Damn why am I missing out on this soap opera?
Is there a part in it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You can be the sexy handyman
of ambigious sexuality and always open to temptation when rollers and pinnies are combined with slinky house dresses
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *packs tools away*
righto, on me way!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# yourallleagueofgentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I really wish I new this piece of popular culture
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Sorry, cant help, I dont now it either
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I didn't really watch it
But it's from The League of Gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Is it being pedantic..
But the word "You're" as in "You are" is supposed to have an 'e'..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)