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[challenge entry] Christmas tragedy cards
might cheer someone up...

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Does the inside say:
"That's very funny"?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# no
It says "You're not a virgin then..."

any more suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
#
"can I have the kid?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# "it's just we need a blood sacrifice...
and you'll never love it anyway"
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# "I heard you getting raped"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# bloody hell....
Edit: well deserved n' all!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Geez!
You could paper a small room with all the awards you've won.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
I'll supply the paste
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I heard you are gonna get raped
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'm gonna rape you

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i heard that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm listening
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm filming
Just pretend I'm not here, carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Carry On Raping!
5 stars - Jonathan Woss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Cawwy on Waping?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ok, i will!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# FFS I've just eaten
chicken madras on a jacket potato

can you wait for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Fraid not.
I have to go in about eight minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# just send me it by post
and I promise to shove it up with a splintered wooden spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Fair enough.
*Starts humping envelope*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# that'd make it all nice and warmand spicy
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# jesus....
*goes to make up new 'most unpleasant mental image of the day award' for Thor*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I'd like to nominate Sir Pigeon Nipples for his early morning contribution
www.b3ta.com/board/7848915

2nd of his comments :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Christ, yes....
*has to lie down for a moment to stop from hurling*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Seconds that.
Ugh, that hurt my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i was about to comment
that you'd given it out cheaply up there (sorry dixon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I admit I'm cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# how cheap?
I've got 78p.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Go down to 12p and you've got yourself a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# You're never happy, are you?
*hands pint of foaming ale*

better?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# mmm, foamy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Arf!
My own *special* recipe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hooray!
recognition at last!

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry for the delay - couldn't find the sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# HAZZAR!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)
# It certainly would
my ring feels like a caldera
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# will it be sloppy or do i still need to lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Real men...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahah winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I heard you like fluff

*is feeling fluffeh today*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I was laughing so much I could bearly hear myself raping you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Enjoy your Christmas
in Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# You raped my herd!
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)