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[challenge entry] one for the contest


if I had something other than the photo editing thingy that came with my printer, I could do better. Meybe santa will bring me a shiny new photoshop!

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(monstercow, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 8:26, archived)
# THIS EXISTED IN A PAST TIME OF FUTURE AND DEATHLY SOUNDS.
LOOK A PICTURE OF A FAT WOMAN. SAVE IT ON UR CELL PHONE FOR BIG LULZ.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I GOT THAT MOSQUITO RING TONE JUST TO PISS OFF THE KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# JUST STAB THEM RANDOMLY, IT'S FASTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A MEXICHOLO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# EAT A WIENER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
# SOMEBODY EAT MY WIENER
I'M BORED.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# word up!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)
# *observes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)
# bittorrent is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# bit torrent gets the best christmas presents
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# i'm downloading everyone's christmas presents right now :)
my wife is getting The_Bee_Movie_CAM_V2_XVID_-_Stuffies.torrent on DVD+R

i am kind
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# my gf is getting a .cbr of umbrella academy which she wants for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# CLICK
I'm sending this to someone who just kicked me in the bollocks (metaphorically speaking)

That's metaphoric kick, not metaphoric bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# a metaphoric kick to your actual bollocks
sounds fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)