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(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# They got diseases like you've never seen
got a mistery blowjob, turns your peter green
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm looking at that second picture and all i can think of is Mars Attacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# haha didnt think of that
is it that I am a noobie that nobody likes my pictures? or just that i suck?
I can take an honest answer
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i think it's because
you're posting during the gay shift, so there's only about 6 of us on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ah.
well I work nights, so that doesnt do me any good haha
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# i just come on here
when the t.v loses control of my mind and lets me go for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# I come here when I cant sleep.
mainly when my wife calls to tell me something that I either didnt have to know or that she is on her way home from work. her work is less than 5 minutes away.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# it's a courtesy thing
that 5 minutes gives you time to get rid of any other women, take out the bin bags, put the kettle on, or any of the other little things you could do to make her happy when she gets home. it's crafty, but i'd do it, too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I dont get out of bed until she comes in the room and gives me the look
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)
# ah,
that "you don't know it, but you're in trouble" look? i know it well...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
#
thats the one, then I just get a $20 from my wallet and throw it while I run to the car*

*may be untrue
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# when she phones
run her a bath and make her a cuppa. she'll be so touched by your caring nature* that she will agree to almost anything!

*may also cause her to suspect you're covering something up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
Today she will ask why I will be running her a bath when I know she has to go take her finals at school in 30 minutes. then after the 30 minutes she will tell me to go back to sleep, which is a problem for me since my body hates me*

* my body really does hate me, keeps me up way too long
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)
# in that case
offer her a foot rub. she may not have time for it, but she'll appreciate the gesture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)
#
her feet are extremely ticklish, that might get me hurt. I usually just clean house, do the dishes so she can relax when she does get home from everything. then the trolls invade, the shrek saves the day and we live happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)