and surprise sex
but not with horses
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:41,
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that's only because horses are too big to take you by surprise
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mutster101 fell over,
Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:41,
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not
if it's dark and the horse is dark, especially if it's wearing padded horseshoes...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:44,
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so speaks the voice of experience...
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mutster101 fell over,
Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:52,
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heheh
if the horse ain't telling, nor am i...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:56,
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