b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Wrong Man For The Job » Message 7989333

[challenge entry] Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
/
The Barman asks, 'Why the long face?'
.

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# BECAUSE OF REDEX.
Edit: I think it's worse now I can see it.

*GROO*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)
# That's an improvement
Talentless, hideous horse beast
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# this gets a click
think i did the first time round as well :p
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# It's not her fault
When God was handing out looks she thought he said "books" and asked for something scary.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
#
I hear she's partial to carrots and apples.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)
# She looks like my RE teacher.
Except I'm not sure who's uglier.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I nver had a re-teacher
I learnt ok the first time around.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# badum-tsh.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Sounds like something from the Matrix.
"Neo, it's time for you to meet...the RE-TEACHER"
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Shes got a face like a foot
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Thank God
I thought it was just me who thought she had a face like a cow's arse.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
The most flagrant false advertising there is
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)