who wants to cut the cord?
From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
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From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
to cure this
you must watch the porn version, 'Edward Penishands'
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:47,
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Ha ha ha!
Am I remembering correctly, or do his hands look like Chicken Drumsticks?
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:49,
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If porn is erotic you're watching porn made for girls.
Stop. Turn off channel 5. Stick on some proper grot.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:52,
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I have to be honest, I don't like anything too full-on.
I don't like seeing people demean themselves for money, I just sometimes want to watch people having sex.
I'll never understand why some people think it's hot watching a chick get brutalised.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:57,
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I'll never understand why some people think it's hot watching a chick get brutalised.
who decided that
angry pained expressions and gasping through gritted teeth was sexy?
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:01,
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People in the bondage crowd?
Nothing wrong with it as long as everything's consensual.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:09,
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in my experience, people in the bondage crowd
don't do the whole angry sex face thing, there's more of a sublime pleasure and smiling thing going on, interspersed by briefest flickers of delicious stinging.
I'm on about the expressions on 95% of the women I've seen in porn that suggest they're being dry fucked by a 12 inch wide cactus on a pneumatic drill.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:15,
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I'm on about the expressions on 95% of the women I've seen in porn that suggest they're being dry fucked by a 12 inch wide cactus on a pneumatic drill.
There's a difference between hardcore porn and bondage/S+M/fake snuff.
Hardcore, while including these sub genres, covers so much more besides- M/F, F/F, M/M, gang bang, oral, anal, roman, sybian, fetish (general), fetish (subsect), role play, role reversal....
The list is endless. But please don't think that anything hardcore is 'brutalising women' because it's bloody well not- I know this to be true because apart from owning quite a large porn collection I'm also currently researching the way I'm going to start up my own line and directing it, and those women will not be being brutalised. Remember every actress has the right to leave set at any point.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:02,
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The list is endless. But please don't think that anything hardcore is 'brutalising women' because it's bloody well not- I know this to be true because apart from owning quite a large porn collection I'm also currently researching the way I'm going to start up my own line and directing it, and those women will not be being brutalised. Remember every actress has the right to leave set at any point.
Sure they can leave, I just don't like looking at women who clearly are just there because they need the money.
Also, clown porn:
www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn.php
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:05,
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www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn.php
If they don't need the money, why would they do it? You'll find few people prepared to be filmed fucking for free.
I certainly wouldn't work unless I needed the money.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:06,
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You know what I mean here.
I don't like desperation.
And from what I've seen on the internet, there are millions of people prepared to be filmed fucking for free.
Anyways, I don't think I've ever got this serious about porn before.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:13,
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And from what I've seen on the internet, there are millions of people prepared to be filmed fucking for free.
Anyways, I don't think I've ever got this serious about porn before.
Onoly because they're self publishing.
I have no end of trouble finding actors because as soon as people realise I do actually want to make money from this they're instantly demanding fucking silly amounts.
That's why I've got two actors so far for a 6 actor shoot, and I've been trying to cast for a year and a bit.
Sorry to make you be serious about porn, I know not many people are but to me it's my dream. I want to be Adam Glasser, basically, except just behind the camera, not in front.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:15,
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That's why I've got two actors so far for a 6 actor shoot, and I've been trying to cast for a year and a bit.
Sorry to make you be serious about porn, I know not many people are but to me it's my dream. I want to be Adam Glasser, basically, except just behind the camera, not in front.
You have clearly missed
Playmate of the Apes. Its the Pink and Orange Fluffy Gorillas that really make that film. Also, The Erotic Witch Project is also very very bad!
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:52,
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The Erotic Witch Project wins for one reason.
No other film has bulked itself out so much by playing every scene twice, just mirrored. You've got to admire the audacity.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:53,
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Ha ha ha!
So true! Also, whats with the wannabe Fairuza Balk lead character?
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:56,
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Part of the brief Prosphetic Porn fad
of the early 90s.
There was a Cyrano de Bergerac one as well
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:56,
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There was a Cyrano de Bergerac one as well
I assume you mean you hate it
purely because it makes you cry.
Not because it is shit, because it isnt. And if you think that, you are wrong.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:47,
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Not because it is shit, because it isnt. And if you think that, you are wrong.
Did I say that?
No.
Did I say 'it makes me cry buckets'?
Yes.
So using your Miss Marple skills, what do you think the reason is for my not liking it? Based on the evidence you've been provided with.
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:49,
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Did I say 'it makes me cry buckets'?
Yes.
So using your Miss Marple skills, what do you think the reason is for my not liking it? Based on the evidence you've been provided with.
I'm just rubbish :)
By the way, kudos on having an uncle called Ephraim :)
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:53,
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Thank you :-)
I shall tell Grandma you approve. Which will most probably elicit this response:
'So he thinks your dad's name is shit, does he?'
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:55,
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'So he thinks your dad's name is shit, does he?'
clearly they are the new Miss Marple
who is shit and not the Joan Hickson version which is obviously the best
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Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:50,
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