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[challenge entry] Wrong Man For The Job - Julian Sparrow



ooooooooooooooh E'llo

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Oobla, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# nice shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# He's got my hat on.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# it's not your hat
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Bloody well is
I paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I made you a hat from meats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Manmeats?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# yes
it give you an extra joonersaykwa for your pirate persona.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Does this just mean I'm going to go everywhere with
unidentified male genitals on my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yes
some pirates had person skin hats, but yours will be made from willies, from your own collection of course.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :-( I haven't got any willies.
Not real ones, anyway. And manwife's attached in all senses of the word to his.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# You need to go on my raping and pillaging voyages then!
Do I have to think of everything?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yes.
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# IF you rub a willy hat
Does it turn into a coat?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It'll be okay though, you won't be able to see it...
The balls will be hanging over your eyes
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *uses them as pincushions*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# meathats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.
do you have a good production plan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Well, I know a guy who knows a guy that can get some prime chops...
So from there, it's really a matter of stitching...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# excellent. I've just bought a meat sewing machine on ebay.
gristle-thread. It's amazing what the world has to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Excellent.
We can use bacon for the headpiece, for added comfort and moulding, then the chops'll be good for the flaps of the tricorn...

OR

We can use T Bone steaks to make meat viking helmets!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# oh yes!
great plan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# My what a large sword!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# meh.
seen bigger...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Have you now...
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i HAVE bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *books ticket to Fareham*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# The Pirates of Men's Pants
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Whitebeard?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)