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[challenge entry] Talk to Frank....

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Heh!
*sounds alarm*

We have a multiple thread deletion in Sector 7-G
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *goes to get a gun*
Why is it that boring threads with no conversations in are never deleted, it's always the ones where we're having a conversation?!


GITS.


*cocks gun*


edit: what was their username?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yay!
I love it when you've got the cocks gun...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *fires cocks willy nilly*
Oh I amuse myself, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# matching the manmeat hat
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *chuckles*
"cocks"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hey! where's my bikini?
here it is again then

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# if Capt Wow models this, I'll forgive her
Edit: may I make a suggestion? I think the b3ta logo should be lower in the gusset, for extra allure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oy...
It would not be as good as you think.

Not even close.


I promise you this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# My standards are pretty normal
and I've seen your face - I think you'd do quite nicely modelling b3ta-wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# FACE
Where do girls wear bikinis?


Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I don't know...
Where do you wear yours?

Prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I don't wear one.
I don't own a swimsuit of any description. I'm not a glutton for public humiliation and punishment, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ignores body text of post
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I am the judge
*bangs gavel vigourously*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That's not a gavel.
That's my hand.


and that's not a lectern, that's your crotch.


Why isn't this hurting you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# it is
but that's precisely the reason I love it.

Anyway, enough excuses, give me the porn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *cries*
there isn't even a bikini to model.

Or have I forgotten I was going to give you a DVD?


Anyway, you were telling me where you were from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# You're on the internet, porn is everywhere.
All you have to do is reach out and touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Your own personal wankfest
Someone to hear your moans, someone who groans....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Says you...
And probably Mrs Doom too...

I therefore no longer have an opinion on this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the bottom part of the bikini should be tiny really
triangular with strings at the side but the image
results were getting more and more saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes it's dangerous
I wanted to find a man peeing against the wall, photo from behind.

I should not have written "pissing" while at work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# with winer as assistant no doubt.
Uh-oh, there's been a deletion!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I was halfway through a fascinating story about Ernest Bourgnine too
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# the board suddenly got a little less full... What happened?
edit, hehehe! click
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# he is a wanker
It is Ernist Borgnines birthday today, he is 91
Photobucket

Some of my cuts from accident
img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/cuts.jpg

and this from the new star trek film
imdb.com/gallery/ss/0796366/336.jpg.html?seq=4

Plus who deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ouch, what'd you do to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Accident at work
Me and the step ladder went for a slide across a bathroom floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# O_o
Stepladders are best to be avoided. Everyone knows they're not your REAL ladders anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# stairs hurt too
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# lucky my head didn't hit anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ouch!
think it was fat potatoes, or someone of similar name
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hooray for Ernest
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'll try again
I was in a restaurant in New York once and it was all movie-based memorabilia and ended up sitting in Ernest Bourgnine corner.
There were loads of pics and a sticker that said 'I Heart Ernie!' It was super.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :)

(Frank was the name of her first album before she was famous, tattoo'd and thin)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nowt wrong with tattoos
but she was better curvy. She was a little sex kitten when she was curvy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)